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You see how bad it is :cursing:

 

I hope you had a big breakie. I ate a pie, not the smartest move on my part. Starting to feel that burn coming...

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I hope you had a big breakie. I ate a pie, not the smartest move on my part. Starting to feel that burn coming...

Still looking for the cat that shat in my mouth while i was sleeping
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Second cyclist, riding up to first: "There's an oke in the car behind us taking a photo."

First cyclist: "Oh FFS! A Hubber."

Second cyclist: "Which means?"

First cyclist: "We can't play each others pink oboe's."

Third cyclist: "What are you guys saying? I can't hear you. Wait. let me rub up alongside."

First cyclist: "You fool! You idiot! What you're doing is highly illegal. Hold your penis! Hold your penis!"

Third cyclist: "Oh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Forgive me please. I've eternally slurred the name of roadies in the eyes of the world.

Second cyclist: "Do I look good in these red suspenders? They came from CEC yesterday."

Etc.

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But Two wrongs raises awareness... FFS! Stay in single file when there is no shoulder... Is it that difficult to grasp?

Awareness? Yea right....keep living in that bubble. Sout Africans dont learn and will never.

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I think the op is in the wrong here, taking photos while driving is a serious offense.

 

Of course niner likes this.. that is his point! We get it, but what did you want, a description of the offense?

 

 

"I saw three cyclists riding next to each other on the road this morning. One even had red cycling shoes!"

 

" What?! Red cycling shoes??!! Pictures or it did not happen!"

 

See you don't win on this topic of rider safety, the point of the thread has been totally lost.

 

Is this the slowest day of the year btw? I had a pie last night for supper, actually I had two and I didn't eat my veg. I had to go to bed without dessert, but peas give me heartburn. No one understands.. :(

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Still looking for the cat that shat in my mouth while i was sleeping

 

Another reason I don't like cats!

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You are the wally, it was 6am after all, the problem here is that you were actually jealous and wished that you were riding as well??

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Of course niner likes this.. that is his point! We get it, but what did you want, a description of the offense?

 

 

"I saw three cyclists riding next to each other on the road this morning. One even had red cycling shoes!"

 

" What?! Red cycling shoes??!! Pictures or it did not happen!"

 

See you don't win on this topic of rider safety, the point of the thread has been totally lost.

 

Is this the slowest day of the year btw? I had a pie last night for supper, actually I had two and I didn't eat my veg. I had to go to bed without dessert, but peas give me heartburn. No one understands.. :(

 

dafuq?

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Of course niner likes this.. that is his point! We get it, but what did you want, a description of the offense?

 

 

"I saw three cyclists riding next to each other on the road this morning. One even had red cycling shoes!"

 

" What?! Red cycling shoes??!! Pictures or it did not happen!"

 

See you don't win on this topic of rider safety, the point of the thread has been totally lost.

 

Is this the slowest day of the year btw? I had a pie last night for supper, actually I had two and I didn't eat my veg. I had to go to bed without dessert, but peas give me heartburn. No one understands.. :(

 

It is almost the equinox…

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