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Bwahahaha eish I am just kraaing now I am laafing so maatch!!!

 

BRilliant I am very tempted to call too .... hehhehe

 

Perhaps Mr Izak Aklaaier is in the market aswell?

 

...or was his name Akaanvanger?

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So I just posted the below ad on all 3 big junkmail websites, with his number of course.

http://www.gumtree.co.za/a-cars/roodepoort/fiat-uno-turbo/1001074014400910196042209?activateStatus=adActivateSuccess

 

I have a Fiat Uno Turbo for sale in fire engine red. Goes like the clappers complete with 17" mags and awesome ICE. Judge says I have to give proceeds from sale to my soon to be ex-wife - enjoy the R50.

Call me to arrange for pictures.

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Perhaps Mr Izak Aklaaier is in the market aswell?

 

...or was his name Akaanvanger?

Or Mr K Akmal ... i always laugh when I see K Akmal at the cricket.

Or maybe Izak B'donnerd

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Perhaps it is time for Donna Nofukal to ask Alfred some technical questions:

 

1.) What size wheels (no-one seems to be able to give me a straight answer): 26" vs 27.5" vs. 29"???

2.) Must I ride flats or clipped in?

 

That alone should take about six months to resolve :eek:

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This guy will go insane soon...

 

Sitting in the corner, mumbling the names of dead political figures, hasbeen stars and incoherent afrikaans swear words

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I asked him for a dunlop bike. he said he doesnt have any. :eek: :thumbdown:

 

I've decided that when it comes to the phone call, I am going to look for someone selling a bicycle on Junkmail and give him that number. Just to confuse the fsck out of both - might give him the number for the regional ANC office or perhaps Sanral...

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I've decided that when it comes to the phone call, I am going to look for someone selling a bicycle on Junkmail and give him that number. Just to confuse the fsck out of both - might give him the number for the regional ANC office or perhaps Sanral...

 

Does EFF have a number yet :thumbup:

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I think we should try and see what name this guy will actually get!?

Will he know mahatma ghandi? Mike tyson? Wolraad woltemade?

All too difficult...

I think steve biko and robert mugabe must buy some bikes from him!

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