NickGM Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 I was lucky enough to meet this legend in Fort William. I suspect Red Bull has reigned him in a bit as a commentator, but in the days of free-caster tv Rob Warner said whatever he wanted. So I think it would be good fun to make a thread of all the great rob warner one liners...apologies moderators, this could get ugly. Let me start with a couple of my favourites: Minnaar crashes hard at Meribel: "He's going to wake up feeling like his neck took viagra" Can't remember the context but suspect a fast and loose run by Sam Hill: "Ah man He's all over the place like a monkey dry-humping a football!"
rock Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 what was that one about a french breast implant?
NickGM Posted November 19, 2015 Author Posted November 19, 2015 hahaha "He has gone down faster than one of those french breast implants"
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 Also "gone down harder than Amy Winehouse!" "How does he pedal with balls that big!"
NickGM Posted November 19, 2015 Author Posted November 19, 2015 he's locked into the hotseat like an Austrian in a basement
T-Bob Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 Back when he was racing and asked about his pre-race routine:"i crawl in, got to the back and take a big s**t an hour or so before the race, then i go into my trailer and watch some porno"
T-Bob Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 On Danny Hart nearly crashing at Fort William: "That would have opened his a**ehole like a vintage golf bag"
T-Bob Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 "He'es angrier than a man with a fork in a would of soup"
NickGM Posted November 19, 2015 Author Posted November 19, 2015 Back when he was racing and asked about his pre-race routine: "i crawl in, got to the back and take a big s**t an hour or so before the race, then i go into my trailer and watch some porno"classic
T-Bob Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 "Although the king of pop might be dead, we still have a thriller for you. so don't sit at home and beat it." One of the best.
T-Bob Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 "Looks like he's sh*t out a lego deathstar" when a guy was rolling about in pain after a crash.
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 "Looks like he's sh*t out a lego deathstar" when a guy was rolling about in pain after a crash. can be glad it wasn't an X-Wing....
Tumbleweed Posted November 21, 2015 Posted November 21, 2015 "Oh, was that you we almost ran over with the golf cart? Sorry..." Warner to me in PMB. 2013, if memory serves.
BrandonF_ Posted November 21, 2015 Posted November 21, 2015 "Oh, was that you we almost ran over with the golf cart? Sorry..." Warner to me in PMB. 2013, if memory serves.Atleast you were covered by a world renowned commentator ????
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