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hey' date=' big h started?

 

oi, biggie, here's a story just for you:

 

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Surprize surprize!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Follow these easy steps

 

1. Switch on the largest plate of your stove.

2. Turn knob to FULL highest heat.

3. Wait 15 minutes or untill the plate reaches full temperature.

4. Place your hand on the plate for 10 seconds.

5. Do NOT pull away if it hurts.

6. Scream as much as you want to.

 

Now my friend....... hell will hurt more than this and there nobody will hear or care about your screams.......... and the pain will last for eternity. If you believe the NONSENSE in the article please do that...... but hell is for real and wait for the Godless.

 

ja, ja, mindlessly believe the propaganda. research the word propaganda and see what you find. see where governments borrowed the term from. you'll be surprised.

 
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Now my friend....... hell will hurt more than this and there nobody will hear or care about your screams.......... and the pain will last for eternity. If you believe the NONSENSE in the article please do that...... but hell is for real and wait for the Godless.

in space no one can hear you scream. is hell in space? is it near heaven? heaven's in space, isn't it?
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Now my friend....... hell will hurt more than this and there nobody will hear or care about your screams.......... and the pain will last for eternity. If you believe the NONSENSE in the article please do that...... but hell is for real and wait for the Godless.

in space no one can hear you scream. is hell in space? is it near heaven? heaven's in space' date=' isn't it?[/quote']

 

Ask Tom Cruise.

 

Anyway us loonies in Afghanistan get free virgins if we do a good blow job, however the virgin market has been getting a bit tight lately.

 

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Do I need some popcorn ?

 

you'll have to make it the microwave type, cos you won't be able to make it on the stove as my hand will be on the hot plate.

 

my last post on this thread was facetious: hell is having any sort of debate with big h.  
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you'll have to make it the microwave type' date=' cos you won't be able to make it on the stove as my hand will be on the hot plate.

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You could try microwaving your left hand and cooking your right hand, unless you'd like to use a more delicate part of your anatomy.

 

 

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I would rather be ridding my bike right now' date=' ok i'll make some popcorn as well, hr beers on ice if you not at work come join me,isn't it puzza thurs today?[/quote']

 

eish, was wobbly wednesday for me. bike trip to the pub went a bit too well!

 

LOL@jabba!
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If hell is the hotplate and heaven is full of people like BigH' date=' I can see my options are quickly narrowing.

 

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will save you a place next to old nickWink

 

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