How do you clean your helmet ?

[Long Wheel Base]

Yeah, but right there with the baby's bottles? I'd be living in the dog box for a month.

Yip, and those babies are now 5 and 2.5(double). BUT looking at that date it was not long after the twins were born and we had to get a lot more of those bottles so then just chucked them in the dishwasher. I have no idea why we used to hand wash those flipping bottles. I remember with the oldest his bottles were always hand washed and then chucked in the bottle sterilizer thing. Then we started doing that with the twins and got gatvol and just dish washed everything. Kids are fine and never got sick.

[TNT1]

 Recommendations on protective coating to minimising dirt sticking on a helmet. 

Ping Eldron, he knows of some nano coating thing. He's in Denmark, but can probably point you at a local solution.