Thursday Funny

[Tromps]

That explains everything!!!!

 

[markStockton]

 

[Dirty Twin]

These are kinda classic coming from HR and TNT1's Zone.

 

Did do a search to check if it has been posted before but found nothing so here goes

 

Have a chuckle Boksburg benoni pick up lines:

 

1) Did you farted, cause you blew me away!

2) Is your parents retarded, 'cause you sure is special.

3) My Love for you are like diarrhoea.. I can't hold it in.

4) Does you had a library card, 'cause I'd like to signs you out.

5) Are there a mirror in your pant, because I can saw myself in them.

6) You maybe isn't the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a
light switch away.

7) Dialogue:
Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something what can like to break the ice.'

8) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can like to make your bed rock.

9) Your eyes is so blue as window cleaner.


10 ) If you is going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep till
the afternoon.

11 ) I maybe not is Mr. Right, but I can like to stoot you till he
 showing up

[Speed Devil]

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What on earth are they talking about ??

I can't see any resemblance

[Afronaught]

Global definitions of "I love you"

France: je taime

Spain: Te amor

Germany: ich liebe dich

Holland: Ek ben verliefd op je

England: I love you

Jo'burg: Please call me

Bloemfontein: I smaak jou stukkend my bokkie

Boksburg: Fokkit ma jy't lekka tiette

[Speed Devil]

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $20 million.'
Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

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[Sammajoor]

Boksburg Pick up Lines

 

Are those legs a bar..............  what time do they open

 

Lets play door door..................I'll bang you the whole night

 

I can like to be dynamite...........you can blow me the whole night.

 

Do you can like to believe in love at first sight..............  or must I can like to walk past again

 

Are you bones tired.....................  jislaaik they can laaik to be running through my head

 

[Gman1834]

THIS IS A VERY GOOD QUESTION!

 

 

 

Why do we work and pay tax in South Africa ?

A Zimbabwean arrives in Jo'burg as a new immigrant in South Africa . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. South African, for letting me in this country, and giving me free housing, food, free medical care, affirmative action job and free education!"

 

But the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am a Nigerian. I'm just here for the free medical care"

 

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in South Africa !"

The person says, "I'm not South African, I'm from Mozambique . I'm just here for the free housing"

 

The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops, shakes hands and says, "Thank you for the wonderful South Africa !" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Botswana, I am not a South African .I'm just here for the free education"

 

He finally sees a lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a South African? She says, "No, I am from Ghana !"

So he is puzzled and asks her, "Where are all the South Africans?" The Ghana lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says..."Probably at work!"

 

 

[fandacious]

Wife of the year

 

 

[Azonic]

True dat.

[SwissVan]

 

 

Breaking News...

Pictures released of the suspected Canadian terrorists that brought down the Hudson river plane..... 

 

[scotty]

They just installed my new desktop

[Jackes]

Penis case suspects in court
29/01/2009 14:19  - (SA) 

 

Durban - Five men accused of gunning down three Durban pub patrons during an argument over the size of their penises are expected to go on trial in July.

 

http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_2461005,00.html