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[EarlyBird]

Installing Husband 1.0

Dear Tech Support,

 

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

Distinct slow down in overall system performance particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Super 12 Version 5.0, Tri Nations 3.0, Limited Overs 7.2, and especially Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

 

Signed, Desperate

 

 

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Dear Desperate,

 

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

 

Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to

download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If

that application works as designed; Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother in law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background), that will eventually seize control of all your system resources. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.

 

Good Luck, Tech Support

[pastapouch]

that reads "Chrismas is on the way, and you better think of presents, that includes jewelary, and flowers, and lots of conversation, and very little sport. That way you'll prevent nagging and tears."

In short, there's crap coming if you're a man and not single.

 

[Kritzie]