I just want to say...

[Mar]

Mountain Biking kicks serious a$$!!!!

 

 

*Calmly walk towards coat hanger, grabs coat and exists the building*

[markStockton]

 

 

Mountain Biking kicks serious a$$!!!!

 

 

*Calmly walk towards coat hanger' date=' grabs coat and exists the building*

[/quote']

 

 

Agreed, going out on the road is a training session,

 

heading out on a MTB is loving life

 

Warm out today, don't think I'll worry about a coat. Cheers.

markStockton2008-11-04 06:13:49

[Domestiquehated]

I love you

[Eldron]

In the immortal words of one Jack Nicholson:

"why can't we all just get along"

In the words of an american beauty contest loser:

We are like all totally united under one loving umbrella called cycling. I wish for the day when we do not call each other mountain biker or roadie or yellow overshoe wearing freak but cyclist...just cyclist. What a wonderful world that would be. Oh and I'd like to save all the children and cure AIDS.

[Tumbleweed]

I love you

 

but i'm anorexic

[AndreZA]

I love you

 

but i'm anorexic

 

I'm sure he does not care from which country you are from.

 

 

[Domestiquehated]

I love you

 

but i'm anorexic

 

I beat anorexia and I'm prepared to beat you too, so I don't see any problems.  PM me...  (Err, jokes right?!)

[Mar]

 

 

Three Roadies and three MTBers are traveling by train to the Cycling expo.

 

At the station, the three Roadies each buy a ticket and watch as the three

 

MTBers buy just one ticket.

 

 

 

'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one

 

of the Roadies.

 

 

 

'Watch and learn,' answers one of the MTBers.

 

 

 

They all board the train.  The three Roadies take their respective seats

but

 

all three MTBers cram into a toilet together and close the door.   

 

 

 

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around

 

collecting tickets.  He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket,

please.'

 

The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.

 

The conductor takes it and moves on.

 

 

 

The Roadies see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the

expo, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.

 

 

 

When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but

 

see, to their astonishment, that the three MTBers don't buy any ticket at all!!

 

 

 

 

'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' asks one perplexed Roadie.

 

 

 

'Watch and learn,' answer the MTBers.

 

 

 

When they board the train, the three Roadies cram themselves into a toilet, and

the three MTBers cram into a toilet just down the way.

 

 

 

Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the MTBers leaves her toilet and

 

walks over to the toilet in which the Roadies are hiding.  He knocks on

their door and says, 'Ticket please.'

*screw the coat, I'm gone..........*

 

 

Sikes2008-11-04 06:51:13

[nathrix]

 

 

 

 

  MTB is life

 

nathrix2008-11-04 07:00:56

[Spud]

In the immortal words of one Jack Nicholson:

"why can't we all just get along"

In the words of an american beauty contest loser:

We are like all totally united under one loving umbrella called cycling. I wish for the day when we do not call each other mountain biker or roadie or yellow overshoe wearing freak but cyclist...just cyclist. What a wonderful world that would be. Oh and I'd like to save all the children and cure AIDS.

I see no mention of world peace!

[linnega]

In the immortal words of one Jack Nicholson:

"why can't we all just get along"

In the words of an american beauty contest loser:

We are like all totally united under one loving umbrella called cycling. I wish for the day when we do not call each other mountain biker or roadie or yellow overshoe wearing freak but cyclist...just cyclist. What a wonderful world that would be. Oh and I'd like to save all the children and cure AIDS.

I see no mention of world peace!

 

World peace is reserved for the winner.

[Dirty Twin]

In the immortal words of one Jack Nicholson:

"why can't we all just get along"

In the words of an american beauty contest loser:

We are like all totally united under one loving umbrella called cycling. I wish for the day when we do not call each other mountain biker or roadie or yellow overshoe wearing freak but cyclist...just cyclist. What a wonderful world that would be. Oh and I'd like to save all the children and cure AIDS.

I see no mention of world peace!

 

World peace is reserved for the winner.

 

But are we not all winners just for taking part

[divan]

 

 

 

 

 

Agreed' date=' going out on the road is a training session,

 

heading out on a MTB is loving life

 

Warm out today, don't think I'll worry about a coat. Cheers.

[/quote']

 

 

Exactly how I see it as well. When I get on the road bike I look forward to the end, when getting on the MTB I just don't want the route to end!

 

 

divan2008-11-04 11:12:00

[markStockton]

 

 

 

 

 

Agreed' date=' going out on the road is a training session,

 

heading out on a MTB is loving life

 

Warm out today, don't think I'll worry about a coat. Cheers.

[/quote']

 

 

Exactly how I see it as well. When I get on the road bike I look forward to the end, when getting on the MTB I just don't want the route to end!

 

 

 

I'm MTB racing tonight

 

[Tumbleweed]

I love you

 

but i'm anorexic

 

I beat anorexia and I'm prepared to beat you too' date=' so I don't see any problems.  PM me...  (Err, jokes right?!)

[/quote']

 

i'm masochistic too. you have mail?

[Eldron]

 

But are we not all winners just for taking part

 

When I grow up I want to be average

 

Gotta love this new anti competitive drivel.

 

Don't you know it's not about whether you win or lose? It's about whether I win or lose he he he.

 

And now I'm of to Kyalami to enjoy he purity of my road bike free of stop streets, robots and taxis...

 

Which bring up an interesting point - I was there last week on my mtb with porno 26x1.00 slicks and enjoyed it...

 

Oh the internal conflict!