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Wait till you see Nuwbie in his riding gear dude. Looks like he's going scuba diving.

 

Just bring along one or two of your tanks and we are snorted dude. In fect, just bring one, being younger, you can carry it and I'll take a hit as and when I need one.

 

Eish, maybe I must bring along MIL's O2 tank, or better still, her O2 machine in on wheels. I wonder how fast it can go?
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Slave' date=' you and me both, will have to arrange for some O2 along the route.

 

In a strange way am looking forward to the pain
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Narc let me explain something to you, Slave has leart from Nuwbie and even GreyOwl.

 

Nuwbie will tell you that he has taken up cycling about a year ago & is still a Nuwbie bla bla, what he forgets to mention is that he has supper modified genes that make him cycle like Lance Armstrong,

then there's GreyOwl well let's just say he cycles like Lance Legstrong, he says that the guys at the coast didn't want to ride with him and didn't greet him, the truth is probably along the lines of the coastal guys couldn't keep up and were gasping for breath that's why they didn't great him.

So Slavey is applying the same tactics, he cycles like Lance Head Mouthstrong.

 

But one thing is very certain about all these guys, they very good guys, always willing to help and give very good advise and they can ride..
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Who is Lance Armstrong? Does he ride in the south?

 

Apparently he used to but then GreyOwl aka "Lance Legstrong" came along and frightened him back to the states.
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Wrong, Kid. He used to ride in France and then he "bonked".

 

He tried da Souff, but an old wise bird kicked him out and now he breaks arms "down under."

 

GO, LMFGA. That was a classic comment dude. Loved it. Harhahrahahrahhrh.http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee333/CuriousCanadian_2008/emotions/crackup.gif
Slave2Love2009-04-07 06:10:37
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Slave/Kid , I'm much more appealing in Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus gear than in my cycling gear.. And please dont refer to a cylinder as a tank. That is bad slang in the underwater world.

 

I've never gone so deep as to experience Narcosis, but a bad case of barotrauma in Dec in Moz , puts me almost in the same category as Narco.

 

Kid, kid, kid - LOLsmiley32.gifsmiley32.gifsmiley32.gifsmiley32.gif

 

Slave - the cheesefactory is not farsmiley2.gif

I will meet you at cnr Vermooten , Swartkoppies @ 6:45, fri 10 april 09

For kids sake, that is quarter to seven Greenwich mean time

 
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Slave/Kid , I'm much more appealing in Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus gear than in my cycling gear.. And please dont refer to a cylinder as a tank. That is bad slang in the underwater world.

 

I've never gone so deep as to experience Narcosis, but a bad case of barotrauma in Dec in Moz , puts me almost in the same category as Narco.

 

Kid, kid, kid - LOLsmiley32.gifsmiley32.gifsmiley32.gifsmiley32.gif

 

Slave - the cheesefactory is not farsmiley2.gif

I will meet you at cnr Vermooten , Swartkoppies @ 6:45, fri 10 april 09

For kids sake, that is quarter to seven Greenwich mean time

 
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Some very entertaining and funny comments from Kid, GO and Nuwbs this week.

Just in case kid is still not too sure, it is when the little hand is on the seven and the big hand is on the 9. And it is in the morning just after you wake up. It is not GMT though since we are in the GMT plus two time zone. So it's acutally 04h45 GMT. (of is ek weer verkeerd?)

 

BTW, how do you know when it is bed time at Michael Jackson's house?

 

The big hand is on the little hand.smiley36.gif

 

And one other thing Nuwbs, you saidd the same about Heidelberg last weekend. Seker nie ver nie. For a short ride, it took fo- evvva. This cheese farm the same deal? Seker nie ver nie.

 

Nuwbs, that's one moerse word you used there. I think you shoud check with the modsif you're allowed to use such bad language dude.

 

I don't want you should get banned from here dude. Sounds more like you got bliksemmed with a wheelbarrow than had diving incident. WTF you doing with a barrow down there anyway.

 

 

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Kid - it was a closed invote from Slave anyway.

Kid, Slave check out the Whasp sponsor thread, I suggested they pick us three and some dude with a k@k attitude, and an upset stomach (fiasm???) suggested we arent athletes!!!smiley7.gifsmiley7.gifsmiley7.gif
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Kid - it was a closed invote from Slave anyway.

Kid' date=' Slave check out the Whasp sponsor thread, I suggested they pick us three and some dude with a k@k attitude, and an upset stomach (fiasm???) suggested we arent athletes!!![img']https://assets.bikehub.co.za/legacy_images/smilies/smiley7.gif[/img]smiley7.gifsmiley7.gif

 

Her name is Melissa and she apparently lives in Sydney, Asstralia.

So that would make her a foreigner & who cares what a foreigner has to say.

Talk is cheat.
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Link?  Hey (nuwbs, post the link man).

I have heard some stories about her. No names no pack drill.

 

So what is an athlete anyway. I don't do athletics so by definition, I'm not an athlete. I am a sportsman though. Used to run, now cycle.

 

Haven't played squash for many years but would still play if the opportunity arose.
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Slave/Kid ' date=' I'm much more appealing in Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus gear than in my cycling gear.. And please dont refer to a cylinder as a tank. That is bad slang in the underwater world.

 

 

 
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In that case what goggles and flippers do you use?

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