Pepper spray

[Reg Lizard]

You could always spray over your shoulder to shake the wheelsuckers

 

[droo]

Dude... I recon if you plugged that stuff in a guys face he'd deff no be able to swipe your ride. I got hit with it a few years ago... (an idiot friend at a braai)The would be thief will be down for ages and his eyes will burn for abut 2 days. I have a spare pump clip on my bike in which i have a retractable steel baton. i recon once you hit him with the pepper spray you could cock him around a bit when he is down. Thee are available in just about any flee market or security store. Maybe carrying both might help" See pic attached.

 

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but youwill get into trouble for that. Even if he attackes you with a weapon and drops is you must also stop attacking him. He is then unarmed and you can be charged with assault. Lovely laws that we have.

 

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Sorry boot' date=' but if some ne'er-do-well tries to scale my bike I'm gonna thump him with anything I can get my hands on, and leave him zip-tied together on the mountain. I'll call the cops and let them know where he is when I get home so the doesn't die of exposure, but no ways will I tell them who I am. [/quote']

 

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Why phone the police, just bury the f!@#$%r and use him for a jump or a berm on your next ride. At least then he will be giving back to cyclist what he spent years stealing.

 

 

 

Mmm... mebe I'd rather use him as a landing

[Slave]

Those retractable steel baton's are the business!

With a name like yours...

 

ROFLMFAO. Absolutely frigging hilarious.

 

(I have some intersting theories on human torture and misery I would like to try if y'all ever catch one of these bike jackers. For reasons of incrimination, I cannot share these ideas on a public forum, no matter how much annonimity we hide behind. Please feel free let me know ehen you catch one and we can swap some ideas.)

[Jon0]

use liquid bullet.sprays 9meters get them b4 they get u!!!

[The Guy in Pink]

My wife had a pepper spray thingie, she left in in her jeans pocket..... didn't 'alf make the maids eyes water when she emptied the washing machine.