Thief...

[Red Zone]

The little bugger, glad you caught him. next time take him drag racing with you (you race, he gets dragged)

[Red Zone]

There was a strange twist' date=' the female Officer recognised the dude and knew his mother, who works up the road. He is currently at UCT.

What they hell?
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Up the road in Wynberg, which corner does she work? Get his name, report him to UCT, post it on the internet, make this little swines life hell if the cops dont do anything.

[mallo]

Simple township justice: hang him upside down for 30min outside the shop with placard "I am a thief"

 

Cable-ties on ankles against burglarbars works wonders

 

"no need to hurt/dirty hands.

 

 

[American Flyers]

It is not worth it to call the police because most of them are criminals. The police are useless because they just write down the paper and next day the paper disappears and the guy will be freed because the jail is overcrowded. Bla! bla!

The quickest to call the police, just say I shot the criminal.

 

I will rather moer him and throw him on the pavements.

 

 

 

 

[Slave]

I have some very intersting ideas on hiuman torture I would like to try, please can I have the thief as my first test subject?

 

I once saw a young kid caught by a shop owner for trying to steal a chocolate. He stood him in the entrance to the shop and hung a sign around his neck. "Hi everyone, I am a thief."

 

Gives new meaning to name and shame.

[Joe Low]

How do you know he was red-handed if he was wearing gloves? I smell a rat.

 

They were red gloves.

 

If they'd been green, he would have been caught green-handed.

 

The rat was nesting in the gloves but died some time back, hence the smell.