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"Granny gear saved my bike last night"


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same thing...have bergies will travel

 

Yeah, you'd be surprised how far they get in them trolleys...

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as i said earlier the "lead dispenser" was all locked up however a flattie with lots of adrenalin behind it ,worked just fine and i'm not now in serious *** with the law thank goodness??

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Bet you the klap was more satisfying than a shot of 9mm anyway.

 

When my daughter turned 16, my old man asked me if I had ordered the shotgun yet. I said no because I want to get up close and personal with the mutha who dates her.
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Niks soos 'n Vuurdoop/P.K om iemand weer op die straight en narrow te kry nieThumbs%20Up..Maar die laer as vliegk*k se skaduwee op die seebodem sal weer steel. Ek se kap sy hand af!

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last night at 02H45 a "fellow south african" decided to climb over my wall with an electric fence and "borrow" my mtb.

however after the dogs alerted me to his presence i managed to awaken myself and chase the "f....er"screaming down the quiet neighborhood road that i was going to place a piece of "lead" somewhere in his body!However in true south african spirit and sitting on my lovely mtb the "f....er"  carried on ' date='unperturbed about my presence, an his possible departure to "greener pastures". however, to his demise i had left the bike in "granny gear" and the faster he peddled the faster i ran.

 

upon catching up with th new "affirmative rider" my right hand helped him perform a spectacular dismount and he ran off screaming into the night" it wasn't me boss, it wasn't me boss".

 

so when leaving your mtb unattended always leave it in the "granny gear" cos you never know when you might have to chase your  own bike down??

 

 
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