Jeepdude Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 MMMMMMM WHAT HAVE I DONE? CREATED TROUBLE FOR MYSELF OR LET JUSTICE SUCCEED. I HAD A BREAK IN WHILE AWAY TO A RACE IN JUNE.. VERY WEIRD BREAK IN AS THE BURGLARS WERE SO KIND AS TO NOT RAND SACK THE HOUSE BUT HAND PICK ALL MY WATCHES 2 HEART RATE MONITORS THREE PAIRS OF OAKLEYS AND RAYBANS AND A BAG OF MR PRICE T-SHIRTS? THEY LEFT MY WIFE'S GOLD NECKLACES AND PEARLS SO DRIVING TO POST OFFICE THIS MORNING IN OUR LITTLE TOWN I NOTICE A SPUNKY LOOKING PAIR OF OAKLEY TWENTY SUNGLASSES ICE IRIDIUM LENSES AND SILVER FULL METAL JACKET FRAME. PULLED THE CAR OVER AND JUMPED OUT YELLED SOMETHING TO MY WIFE TOLD HER TO GO AND I APPREHENDED THE STYLING DARK SKINNED MODEL.... WHO WAS LOOKING RATHER AMUSED AT THE MLUNGU RAVING BOUT HIS SUNGLASSES. ASKED HIM WHERE HE GOT THOSE HE WAVED IN A GENERAL DIRECTION AND SAID HE PAID R30 . NOW WHAT? SO I ASKED HIM TO TAKE ME TO THE BARGAIN SHOP.... AS WE STARTED WALKING I NOTICE UUUMMMMM THOSE ARE MY RUNNING SHOES... LUCKY I GOT SOME HELP IN THE FORM OF THE LOCAL SECURITY COMPANY WHICH ESCORTED ME AND THE FASHION FUNDI DRESSED IN RAGS AND SAUCONY RUNNING SHOES TO HE ALLEGED SHOP WHICH TURNED OUT TO BE A SQUARE METER OF PAVEMENT? TO THE POLICE STATION .THERE WE ASKED MR. RUNNERS WORLD WHAT SIZE SHOES THOSE ARE HE RESPONDED SIZE 8 (TURNED OUT TO BE 10.5 UMMMM MY SIZE) SHAME SO THE STYLE MAN IS NOW IN CUSTODY RATHER UNEXPECTED CHANGE OF WEEKEND PLANS AND I STILL HAVE NO GLASSES OR STINKY SHOES BACK(EVIDENCE) NOW HAVE I ENDANGERED MYSELF AND THE FAMILY AS CLEARLY HE KNOWS WHERE MY SELF HELP SHOP IS OR SHOULD I REJOICE IN JUSTICE TAKING IT'S PATH TILLL DUDE IS SET FREE ON R3 BAIL....WELL HERE'S HOPING WE GET BACK THE OTHER PAIRS OF OAKLEYS OR STYLE MAN DOES SOME TIME bertusvanzyl2009-10-10 14:22:14
Jeepdude Posted October 10, 2009 Author Posted October 10, 2009 MAYBE I'LL FEEL MORE LIKE A HERO IF I FOUND THE GUY ON A PINNARELLO PRINCE STYLING SOME BONDIBLUES... AND THEN TURNED HIM IN
Capricorn Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 dude: u have to decide if the risk is worth the effort well before taking the plunge. But now that you've made your bed, sleep in it. in fact, have a jolly good night's rest. **** that mofo.u did the right thing. i cant beleive we live in such a state of fear of doing the right thing. Got to break the cycle. props to you dude.
Capricorn Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 the crap starts with petty crime. confidence leads to worse crimes. Fear gives them confidence. dont give in.
Capricorn Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 louis!!!! OMW where the hell you been guvnor?
louis0852 Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 Studying and london for 10 days. Oh and had a huge fall with my DH bike at Klapperkop and almost busted my shoulder
Jeepdude Posted October 10, 2009 Author Posted October 10, 2009 MMMMMMMM HAVE TO UPGRADE THE PAINTBALL GUN.... ANYBODY GOT PEPPERBALLS AND BALL BEARINGS TO SWOP?
Guest Agteros Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 Keep the the paint balls in the deep freeze
Capricorn Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 honestly, i think we should all have tranquilizer guns handy. cos when they fall and smash their faces, it really was their own momentum that did it
Azonic Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 I sleep with a 200 000v stun gun on my nightstand, along with a can of pepper spray. I'm very close to getting myself a paintball gun (looks like a pistol, works with Co2 cylinders and solid plastic balls). Personally I would have taken him far enough off the street so no-one could see you, and killed him. Problem solved, permanently. My theory on human rights is that he lost his right to it the moment he decided to break into your place and steal your stuff. If someone was home, what kind of human rights would he have given them?
epoh Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 MMMMMMMM HAVE TO UPGRADE THE PAINTBALL GUN.... ANYBODY GOT PEPPERBALLS AND BALL BEARINGS TO SWOP? dude, stop shouting at us
Delgado Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Well done!! South Africa is the way it is because good people generally do nothing.....................
Delgado Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 I sleep with a 200 000v stun gun on my nightstand, along with a can of pepper spray. I'm very close to getting myself a paintball gun (looks like a pistol, works with Co2 cylinders and solid plastic balls). Personally I would have taken him far enough off the street so no-one could see you, and killed him. Problem solved, permanently. My theory on human rights is that he lost his right to it the moment he decided to break into your place and steal your stuff. If someone was home, what kind of human rights would he have given them? One up Azonic......Human rights shall be the demise of human kind!!!!
kori Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 well done, house breakins arent taken seriously by the police, they dont even investigate. but im sure most of the crimminals start out this way.
Werner Kotze Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Well done!!! It looks like South Africans must take the law into their own hands as the SAPS do not really care!! it may only be a petty crime to them but at the end of the day it is our lives and our families lives at risk!! Shoot them up!!!
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