Sokker..... verduidelik stap vir stap asseblief

[Guest Big H]

Op skool het ons met 'n tennisbal gespeel..... deesdae speel hulle met 'n baie groter bal..... is dit reg??????? Hoekom wys die ref die strafskop vir die anner span en dan vat die anner ouens dit. hoekom skop hulle nie pale toe nie en daai onkant reel...... hulle is dan die hele tyd onkant!!!!!!!!

 

Op skool het ons losskrums gehad and die iengliesh en die rooinekke en die siises het gek@k in die skrums...... hoekom doen hulle dit nie in die issie game nie???????

 

Julle klomp wielnawers moet asseblief nou vir die Oom vertel hoe die soort game werk want daar is nou nog 61 van hulle oor.

 

By the way geluk aan die Bafana Bafana julle is cool!!!!!!!

Big H2010-06-11 11:33:27

[Trapper]

Dis net soos krieket, waar die ouens wat uit is nou speel, en die ouens wat nou in is, eintlik al uit is...

[Tiny K]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[ccc2]

when an infringement is committed, the ref points in the direction in which the benefiting team is playing.

offside - when a pass is made to the attacking team, all attackers must have 2 players (a goalie is a player) between themselves and the goal (don't get confused between when the ball is passed and when the attacker actually gets the ball).

you can't be offside from a throw in.

u can't be offside in your own half.

u can't be offside if your opponent makes the pass (backpass to goalie) and a deflection off a defender doesn't count as a pass.

the keeper isn't allowed to pick the ball up or handle with his hands if a defender makes a deliberate pass to the keeper, he has to kick it.

 

[Guest Big H]

when an infringement is committed' date=' the ref points in the direction in which the benefiting team is playing.
offside - when a pass is made to the attacking team, all attackers must have 2 players (a goalie is a player) between themselves and the goal (don't get confused between when the ball is passed and when the attacker actually gets the ball).
you can't be offside from a throw in.
u can't be offside in your own half.
u can't be offside if your opponent makes the pass (backpass to goalie) and a deflection off a defender doesn't count as a pass.
the keeper isn't allowed to pick the ball up or handle with his hands if a defender makes a deliberate pass to the keeper, he has to kick it.
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..... ok ek verstaan nou dat die sokkerspelers ook self nie mooi verstaan hoe die onkant reel werk nie en dat die skeidsregter na die span toe moet wys wat die strafskop kry.

 

Ook dat jy nie onkant is al lyk dit of jy onkant is and dat jy dan ook onkant kan wees al is jy onkant........... en ander kere is jy onkant al is jy aankant!!!!?????  Hoekom trek hulle nie strepe op die veld dat die arreme spelers kan weet as hulle aan kant is nie. Jis hulle moet nogal slim wees die ouens.

 

Hoe kan die goalie 'n speler wees as hulle hom in 'n hok aanhou op die veld. Hoekom raas party goalies so baie met hulle spanmaats en ander kere maak hulle of dit nie hulle skuld is as daar 'n goal geskop word nie.

 

Voel sokkerspelers nie somtyds lus om die bal op te tel en te hardloop nie....... o ja ek het vergeet dit was die intelligente stap in ewolusie...... die slim ouens het rugby spelers gewrod!!!!!!!!!

Big H2010-06-12 11:28:37

[Mackie]

All soccer players need to go for drama and acting classes, before they take to the field. They also are prone to tjanking when things don't go their way, much like Schalk Burger when on the losing end of a Super 14 game.

Football players are also beleived to be girls or divers in previous lives.

[Mackie]

What's the mood like over there after the Nigerians lost? I bet Hillbrow is quite tonight, it is the capital of Nigeria after all.

[baie-sukkel]

BigH,

 

Ek dink jy spandeer te veel tyd in Nigeria, was gisteraand weer daar in jou valley, moet se ek is elke keer bly as ons daar wiele optel. Tek Wo aand weer daar deur ...JIK !!!

[Guest Big H]

BigH' date='

 

Ek dink jy spandeer te veel tyd in Nigeria, was gisteraand weer daar in jou valley, moet se ek is elke keer bly as ons daar wiele optel. Tek Wo aand weer daar deur ...JIK !!!

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Ek bly hier ou perd..... Benin City is my tuisdorp!!!!!!

[Guest Big H]

So paar pics van Benin City

 

Local Bike Shop

 

 

Edgars

 

 

Tupperware winkel

 

[baie-sukkel]

Pragtig, ek is seker Woolworths en Chain Reaction sal binnekort ook n winkel daar oopmaak

[pastapouch]

All soccer players need to go for drama and acting classes' date=' before they take to the field. They also are prone to tjanking when things don't go their way, much like Schalk Burger when on the losing end of a Super 14 game.

Football players are also beleived to be girls or divers in previous lives.

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but, it still stay a great game, much better than rugby. Heard a few comments from people who haven't been soccer fans that 'its so flowing, and the skills the guys have!!!'

And yes, like soccer has its divers, you cyclists have your dopers

[Cassie]

Rugby is nogsteed koning!!!

 

Viva Springbokke!!!  Those Frenchies het hard gek@k!!

[Patso]

 So there is this round thing...usually called a ball.(Being called a ball means it is round unless you play that other game where men are constantly touching and engaging each other!!)

 

So you take this ball and the object is to kick it through that oblong thing at the one end....well actually there are two, one for each team. No one is allowed to touch the round thing...the ball remember. Oh except the goal keeper. He stands in front of that oblong thing...the goal; he or she as the case may be, is allowed to catch the ball in front of the goals.

 

If you can get your ball into the goal, you get one point. (not 5 point for something called a drie!)

 

In football you are not allowed to to touch the ball with your hands and that it why it is called football. Some Engelsman was playing football, and was so useless(it was at one of those moffie schools in Engelsland where they wear hats..yes the boys wear hats) he picked up the ball. To make sense of this game they had to invent 4,687 rules to try to controll it. Nobody can get it right to this day!

 

Football has 11 rules so everybody can understand what is going on....except for off-side. The only thing the two games have in common

 

I trust this makes everything clear

 

Patso

 

 

 

[Guest Big H]

So you say the beautifull boring game has only 11 rules. Maybe that is why they run for 90 minutes after the ball and still score no points. Boring ..... really boring andthen those vuvuzelas that sounds like hornets on steriods!!!!!!!

[pastapouch]

So you say the beautifull boring game has only 11 rules. Maybe that is why they run for 90 minutes after the ball and still score no points. Boring ..... really boring andthen those vuvuzelas that sounds like hornets on steriods!!!!!!!

Soccer = boring.... it may be just too fast for you.. Because, every time in rugby there is a scrum, or a line out, or some idtiotic free kick.. the game stops for 30seconds or more. Soccer doesn't stop. And if you were to come and say , in rugby they score 30 -20 something, its not about the quantity, its about quality. Also, when a score of 30 is made, at least 20 is kicked. So 2/3 of your beloved rugby game consists of kicking(a soccer thing) , and the rest of the time the game stands still, so rugby is even more boring.