HowellingWulf Posted November 29, 2010 Share Always a big problem Also makes you think youre Ron JeremyGisteraand Tom CruiseVandag dom po*s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowellingWulf Posted November 29, 2010 Share I saw Ron Jeremy as a judge in a show like Idols. The competitors weren't singing thoughSome of the ladies were on the mic though. I saw the same show. Only the pilot.. It never made it into full run of episodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetseun Posted November 29, 2010 Share She was moebie Bru. No amount of booze could cure it. She will have to wait till you pass out then shag you.simple really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted November 29, 2010 Share Im really the mo*r in with myself. Went to a party on Friday night, got hammered. Woke up Saturday morning feeling as if Mampara had slept in my mouth. Too sick to do my long ride. Buddy pitched up at my place, recomended a cure, get plastered again. So I did. Woke up yesterday morning feeling even worse than Saturday. Forced myself onto the bike, after 10km I was nearly dead so I rode home. Lay on the couch for the rest of the day feeling very sorry for myself.Now I ask myself why oh why did I go and do this. Wasted a whole weekend with lovely sunshine because of a stupid party. Just not worth it.I feel for you, man. I don't use alcohol or smoke.Even a late night, makes me feel like a truck during training. Kick ass next weekend, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowellingWulf Posted November 29, 2010 Share She was moebie Bru. No amount of booze could cure it. She will have to wait till you pass out then shag you. Now this is where you should be clever. Fake passing out, claim a free one and deny it ever happened when interrogated by your friends. Everybody wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouxtjie Posted November 29, 2010 Share Now this is where you should be clever. Fake passing out, claim a free one and deny it ever happened when interrogated by your friends. Everybody wins.hehehehheee cunning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetseun Posted November 29, 2010 Share Brilliant plan, I love it. Will have to get plastered again this weekend and see if it works.Now this is where you should be clever. Fake passing out, claim a free one and deny it ever happened when interrogated by your friends. Everybody wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowellingWulf Posted November 29, 2010 Share Brilliant plan, I love it. Will have to get plastered again this weekend and see if it works.Well... Ummm.... There is this guy I know who swears it is the bestestest plan ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetseun Posted November 29, 2010 Share Ok Okes Now I need to come clean and confess. I think the real reason for the killer babelas. .............. here it comes............... I SMOKED A CIGARETTE.I f-cking hate smoking. The siffest habit ever. but as usual at the time it seemed like a brilliant plan.I am ashamed, bad , real bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
covie Posted November 29, 2010 Share simple really ahh they heyena breakfast, "when you'd rather chew off your arm than wake her up in the morning" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Posted November 29, 2010 Share goin to hermanus this weekend... gonna be plenty of boozing!Im a "happy, balanced individual"lol:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris_w_65 Posted November 29, 2010 Share goin to hermanus this weekend... gonna be plenty of boozing!Im a "happy, balanced individual"lol:-) Do you wear a Powerbalance band? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HowellingWulf Posted November 29, 2010 Share Ok Okes Now I need to come clean and confess. I think the real reason for the killer babelas. .............. here it comes............... I SMOKED A CIGARETTE.I f-cking hate smoking. The siffest habit ever. but as usual at the time it seemed like a brilliant plan.I am ashamed, bad , real bad Should've gone for the swamp donkey behind door number 2. You would've felt less ashamed. Aye, score and you may die. smoke, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell your friends that they may take your pride, but they'll never take... YOUR STORIES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slave Posted November 29, 2010 Share Cyling. The curse of the drinking class. Build a bridge, get over it mate. It's done. Nothing can undo it. Either give up drinking or give up cycling. (says he who was celebrating new found freedom on Saturday with a bottle of Scotch.) At least I manged 40 km's before I got home. Had a nice little recovery nap. Today I had a great ride to the office. Looking forward to the ride home too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassie Posted November 29, 2010 Share EK kan nie verstaan .... herhaal in die TAAL asseblief? H...kortliks: "n pikkewyn, 'n gebruikte kondoom (effie); 'n bottel whiskey; 'n SEER kop...meer as dit wil jy nie weet nie... oh, ja...hy't sy oggend fietsrit gemis!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perry Posted November 29, 2010 Share Ive had weekends like that but still get forced to ride, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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