You know when you are a South African when you have.......

['Dale]

...bitch about service when the majority around me go hungry.

Good one, leeu52.

Phew!

[Mojoman]

You ride your bike in summer...and winter...and spring and autumn!

You know that a tjop isn't necessarily something to braai!

The Daily Sun still makes you laugh!

['Dale]

.... words in your vocabulary like:

 

"stompie" [cigarette butt]

"howzit"

"yebo"

"bakkie" [truck or pick-up in American]...

[Ashchest]

 

"bakkie" [truck or pick-up in American]...

 

'n hond drink uit 'n bakkie uit... dis 'n trokkie

[Guest Big H]

'n hond drink uit 'n bakkie uit... dis 'n trokkie

 

As jou hond water uit my bakkie drink gaan ek hom blixem!!!!!!

 

Bakkie is eg Afrikaans...... trokkie is 'n anglisisme.

[Whiskers_81]

.... when the taxi drivers dictates who runs the country and when workers gets to go to work.

[Caerus]

been riding through the bush and nearly been T-boned by a warthog or buck

[The_Break]

When you drive past a township and there are more solar heaters there than there are cars in your neighbourhood.

When you tattoo your medical aid details on your forehead to make sure you go to a private hospital when you cant speak for yourself.

[eggsovereasywithteandtoast]

when someone gets paid to put petrol in cars at the station. And even goes on strike once a year for more pay to put petrol in cars

[eggsovereasywithteandtoast]

when 10 guys get deployed to do a job and its normal that only one actually works at a time.

[eggsovereasywithteandtoast]

found a used band aid in your pizza topping

[eggsovereasywithteandtoast]

silently agreed that we are useless at soccer as a nation

[eggsovereasywithteandtoast]

silently agreed that sa cricket is as good as wayne was at tennis.

[sputnik-f1]

You know when you are a South African when you have.......to add Coca Cola to your Brandy to enjoy it.

[eggsovereasywithteandtoast]

You know when you are a South African when you have.......to add Coca Cola to your Brandy to enjoy it.

 

met eish, ja, met eish

[Caerus]

to say fully bru to anything & everything