chris_w_65 Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Be careful with your suggestions... Oom takes all suggestions on this modest site extremely seriously! Do you want to be held accountable when the throbbing power of the 7.8513kilo megaHerz of the band destroys the minor magnetism of the MRI?? Beware, me lad! You are mega far out, it is herz not megaherz
Ashchest Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 I just measured the frequency of a fart! guess what?? It's 7.863 Hz, close enough, I guess I am naturally a well balanced individual. Those who sleep with me will possibly also reep the benefits!
Guest Big H Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 You are mega far out, it is herz not megaherz Watse ding is 'n hertz .... A kar hire plek of 'n wille vark?......
chris_w_65 Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 I just measured the frequency of a fart! guess what?? It's 7.863 Hz, close enough, I guess I am naturally a well balanced individual. Those who sleep with me will possibly also reep the benefits! Was that while riding? Road or mtb? Seated or standing? Did you do the measuring yourself or did a friend help you? What measuring instrument was used and was it SABS approved and recently callibrated? If you can tell me what it weighed then there is a serious problem
Ashchest Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 If you can tell me what it weighed then there is a serious problem Let's not go there again :D
chris_w_65 Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 dumb world Just saw this link now. A good read
Lounge Lizard Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Ja boet, I also thought PB did not work till I tried it. Down side is, every time my wife turns on the microwave oven, I p!ss in my pants.
covie Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 http://mybroadband.c...CCC-ruling.html No refunds for south african's these guys are so full of bullsh!t its amazing first they admit there is no evidence that it works and then they try and badmouth other companies that copied them and then they take a dig at these companies for failing to have proof that the "counterfits" work. “They have saturated the market in recent months, many of whom have, and continue to, make irresponsible and unfounded claims about their supposed efficacy and results,” said Power Balance. what kind of an oxymoron is this from a company that lives on the hard earned money of other moron's dumb enough to beleive their crap.
chris_w_65 Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 http://mybroadband.c...CCC-ruling.html No refunds for south african's these guys are so full of bullsh!t its amazing first they admit there is no evidence that it works and then they try and badmouth other companies that copied them and then they take a dig at these companies for failing to have proof that the "counterfits" work. “They have saturated the market in recent months, many of whom have, and continue to, make irresponsible and unfounded claims about their supposed efficacy and results,” said Power Balance. what kind of an oxymoron is this from a company that lives on the hard earned money of other moron's dumb enough to beleive their crap. Classic, they were in such a hurry to get them into the market that they didn't have time to do scientific testing. They have a good team of spin doctors
The_Break Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 still taking orders . . . pm me ;-) I am a big bloke so my natural frequency should be higher: Fn = (k/m)^0.5 and since my m is far greater than the population average with the same k, is this why the Powerbalance band does not work for me? I fell over when I put one on. I think as I weigh twice as much as everyone else I may need to buy 4. One normal one and then 3 that are 90, 180 and 270 degrees out of phase with the first. That way it will have the same frequency in its combined state. Can you give me a bulk discount?
The_Break Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Damn, just realized they would all cancel each other out. Do you have Mu-Metal shields to go with them? Price please?
Ashchest Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 Damn, just realized they would all cancel each other out. Do you have Mu-Metal shields to go with them? Price please? Alternatively , for your size, you could use a 26" 1.5 dunlop race tube and fit it on your hips. make sure it's presta to ensure slow release of the ions.
The_Break Posted January 5, 2011 Posted January 5, 2011 (edited) Alternatively , for your size, you could use a 26" 1.5 dunlop race tube and fit it on your hips. make sure it's presta to ensure slow release of the ions. Why is the valve holographic? I think that 26" would only fit around my thigh. Does Powerbalance have a kidney belt option? Edited January 5, 2011 by The_Break
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