Baldrick

oh dear

So what you going to spend it on?

The mutt has a new game. Chasing tadpoles

Sometimes it's best not to think about breaking the rules. Only a mother could love these ugly ducklings. Look at these "beauties" from 2013 and 2014

I'm sure the engineers have already found a way to "manipulate" the rules

This Japanese side scored two goals in 90 seconds, both from their own half. I guess the opponents will be looking for a new keeper. https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/japanese-club-scores-two-goals-from-halfway-line-in-90-seconds-125329871.html

I use petworld. Unfortunately Swellendam only has Hill's,Montego or Epol

Quick tip. Don't know if your trainers have mentioned it. Practise your heel work without a dog. Everyone might think your crazy, but in a class you focus on the dog. Get the feet right then the focus part is easier.

You will get used to it. Whenever I turn left I still lead with my left foot (and that's without a dog next to me )

The other thing to remember is that you actually feed your dog less because of the diet. My 35kg GSD is on 375g per day in two feeds

Orijen is perhaps the closest processed food they can get to a natural diet. 80% protein. It is expensive, but it works. Best part about it is picking up after him. Nice and firm

If you thought Ferrari have weird tactics, spare a thought for Kamui Kobayashi. His team started him on wet tyres when the sun was shining.

At least you would have been dry.

Go for the pie, then you'll be overweight, demoted and be able to play us in the Championship next year.

That's bit of a dilemma for the Saints fans. Do you want your team to win, or do you want a pie and beer at the next game

So none of the Southampton players will be able to afford a new Bentley this week ............... https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/southampton-donate-players-wages-to-charity-after-90-mauling-by-leicester-074247194.html

Ferrari cocked up again. Albon went for a two stop and Ferrari covered him by putting Leclerc on a two stop. All the others went on there merry way and one stopped.

I decided to invest in some art. Picked up a Van Gogh at a decent price. I should have realised I didn't have the real thing when it came with the instruction "some assembly required". 6 weeks later it's finished. Now my wife wants to do a Banksy on in and rip it to bits so she can claim the dining room table back for sewing.

Just as well you didn't get the Leicester tickets. I switched off after 0-3. Was painful to watch.

Juan Manuel Correa stands for the first time since the Spa tragedy. Judging by all the orthopedic scaffolding around his leg he has a long road ahead of him. https://www.motorsport.com/fia-f2/news/correa-stands-first-time-spa-crash/4585647/

So Renault got their fingers caught in the cookie jar. Still a dog of a car no matter how they try to bend the rules.

Wasn't pleasant to watch. Apart from the first session of the last Test we were never in the contest.

Carbon fiber confetti wasn't pleasant to watch. He must have thought "sod the rest, I'm driving until everything falls off"

and Manchester City

Impressive. One technical thing I would recommend is to release him from the spot with a word like "okay" then give him praise. Might sound insignificant, but when you do more complicated work the dog might think he is going to get some sort of reward but in fact there might be another exercise to do.