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This man speaks a lot of sense only in his 5th; 6th and 7th points

Im not biting. This is bait like throwing a R200 note off the balcony at soccer city during a pirates game. I see the fight already

Dont forget shammy cream...

Mavericks is a good place but you get more than just nipples... so Ive heard

Waterworld

Dont break my valve as I dont have another spare... Does your pomp have a little pipe thingamajiggy? Ive seen that wanking motion break a valve off before

May go in my own car because my woman will ride with us

Not a breeker, just someone who wont take sh!tt from anyone.

I have a mate whos bike also made a click, we always said it was his hip How old are you? hahaha, jokes aside... it could be a worn BB

Hey Manne.... Cool perfect for the 2nd Can someone please sponsor me some Stans to top up once we have finished playing and have to use the compressor?

Dont we have enough chinese crap in this country? theres an abundance of China Malls, to chinese cars GWM, Geely and then to towns like Chinavale (Edenvale) We wont have any green areas left soon

Since you asked so nicely... I would have smashed that drivers door closed on his legs repeatedly before he stepped out, at the expense of his door ofcourse. He can then explain to his insurance with sore knees, legs and hands why his fancy new RS7 has a bent door and he needs a new one.

Dont ask me what I would have done

They should all be ashamed of themselves and return back under their bridges. The hub lately should be called the Ring... Everyone comes here to moer one another. Where's escapee? He's such a great guy and really adds value. He's a man of few words with good points.

Dipsy, can I get you another whiskey?

You're in hooligan Ill bring a muzzle

I would prefer a weekend, more chilled and relaxed

ok

This is a lekker idea

Race King it is... Conti unfortunately dont make UST 29" tyres, only 26".... those I seat 2 wheels in less than half a beer, with a Joe Blow

We must do a weekend, I cant drink this much on school nights... the next day is a write off Now we must just find a lekker spot with some shade where we are allowed to consume our beers.

Take your time... I have lots of beer to get through my consumption is 4/Hour, if I put my foot down it goes up to about 6 or 7 but then the piss breaks start at 1 per beer

Rouxtjie... its the wheel we sukkeled with, with the compressor at your place. I can see we will be going back to your spot to finish the job with a compressor so I can ride again.

Since you are in JHB this will be fairly easily orchestrated and a good excuse to suip some beer Actually I dont need an excuse, Ill suip anyway.... I will supply: 2 cases of ICE COLD Castle Light 440ml bottles Some snacks My wheel from my clown bike Some mates to assist in the beer consumption You will supply: Your bombs or whatever you use to inflate on the trail Your mates to gently push around the tyre so you can inflate it again. I will share some beers with your mates because they will need them when theirs run out and the swearing becomes too much. Do we have a date? If a compressor is a challenge, this is the reason I make this offer to see how useless I am