ChUkKy

Elephants never forget

This is my intention... I hope the sound of knobblies doesnt annoy you on tar

Theres a job for you at Luthuli House in town or parliament

I start at 7:23 Hoping to have my first beer by 10:30 I hope the fun riders keep left so we can pass right and head towards the beer... rapidly

Pay as you go is better than contract

Washing Ironing F....... Etc.

If she touches Jik, or messes any Jik on my stuff.... death penalty applies

Ill ask my maid when I see her, Ive tried and failed miserably... dunno what or how she does it but it works

A drive shaft would be a good idea and I suppose the only consumable on either side would be a little CV joint of sorts...

Thats one helluva Spruit machine that!!!

Thanks AdMatt My OCD is back in check now and the troll back in its cage

I wanna change my 103km entry to a 40km entry Saturday Ill do the 23km dirt flirt - qickly ride back to the guesthouse, shower, come back THEN DRINK BEER Sunday ill do the 40km half - do the same as above... THEN DRINK MORE BEER Im not doing no currugations for miles on end in that heat.

Seems to be fixed now

PING ADMATT Im speaking in Dipslick, that usually gets attention ADMATT, PLEASE FIX THIS or tell us whats going on

This is what I mean... Bloody stupid!!!!! and Annoying

No, thats always been like that with the images. Its almost like an old 1024x768 size.

Jurrrrrrrrre!! It now looks like a dairy in my pants!

I dunno if Im the only one but why is everything on the hub so cramped up the past 2 days. It looks ***, like its made for a square screen. Its only the hub, none of any of the other pages I frequent are cramped up. Admin, please look into it... its gonna bring out the inner troll soon.

Eks mos n soutie, ek kan nie mooi afrikaans praat nie, maar ek probeer

As we have agreed before... that stuff is hondnaai

Any pictures of wife or girlfriend on couch? Put them up here for us to see

If she looks anything like "Donna" from Suits.... Ill have 2 please, because the first one Im gonna break.

I use a little bit of Magnatec which I use in my car, it does exactly the same as purple extreme and essentially costs me nothing because its leftovers. Ill never buy a bottle of lube again, waste of cash when normal engine oil does the same thing. Then there is squirt which is good for squirting on the floor, far away from your MTB chain. I cant even conjure up a thankyou if someone offers it to me.

Lets see if it sells on OLX

This WONT sell