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I saw a blonde and a brunette at 3 towers this weekend. Pick one, you cant ride both at the same time... they both ride slightly different, one maybe better than the other

Im entered but I dunno if Im looking forward to the 103km with loads of corrugated roads

hahaha, Skillz... whos that ****?

Im glad you guys dragged me on day 3... I bled a bit trying to keep the pace in my sorry state

and piss in our corner

3 witnesses, possibly a 4th

Thats what they all say

He came to our tent on Sunday morning like Oliver Twist with that "please sir, can I have some more" tone... He said he had some chafing so I gladly offered but when he saw a few too many eyes watching in anticipation, the DO NOT BUCKLE under pressure light blinded him, so needless to say he pulled his straps over his shoulders and left sheepishly. I was going to share my cream

I agree, if you use my shammy cream and you double dip... that tub becomes yours and you buy me a new one

Shammy cream for the win!!! Kept my bum soft n smooth

hahaha

some barely with half force

I had a bit of fun on Day 3 ONLY day 3 once I was feeling a bit less sick

The biggest one is to my bank balance... Treatment is to not go online shopping

Yes, 1st rule is go full tilt along the spruit from Witkoppen Road to Emmerentia and ride over all the turds you can and see how many KOMs you can get.

This article proves to me why we have so many uneducated people in this country. Articles like this will make anyone wanna stop reading Bring me my beer please, in a green bottle.

HTFU en trap

Not me, that I can assure you!

Yes Throw them in the rubbish. Get Shimano SLX or XT Thank us later

Or he's a Lamborghini and you're a Prius

Kan jy praat in a taal wat ek ken, arse a blief

Hopefully im finished coughing phlegm and snot before Wednesday!!! Last day of antibiotics today. Ill be faarken upset if this chest affects my drinking ability this weekend

Whahahahaha, thats funny! At least you all feel like a **** together

It wasnt me

I agree.... from just above the shoulders