ChUkKy

hahahaha.... next funny?

Ive entered for the long one...

I would say the best bike for the Argust would be one you dont have to pedal

Im bringing my drinking boots too, already packed in the bag!

I can arrange some food for that Hyena quick quick... a bike jacker as a starter

If you try turn with bars that wide you will bash Nelspruit into Mozambique....

That saddle looks like its seen some vrot poephols in its time

I think Usain Bolt must wear a helmet

Bellend

Not to stir the pot or anything but if you riding casually in Emmerentia and a dog comes running you can stop, you generally die if you break your neck If you going for a Strava KOM on the treeline and said pooch runs in front of you, you deserve whatever comes your way... lid or no lid

What do you mean... when I tell them I tell them in CAPS! They get the message, no questions asked

I tell them my name is Dipstick

I dont understand the dumbing down of trails, learn to ride or dont ride the difficult stuff. If thats too hard they must go play with Barbies and Ben 10s in the parking lot rather.

Sorry Dips, .50 is a tad excessive... 38 will do just fine I ride the trails to not see litter and filth, if I want that Ill ride the spruit or do a road ride through Alexandra DO NOT LITTER is a simple request, if you cant abide by that you deserve to die... Clearly you wont abide by other laws if you cant abide by the simplest of them all. Check how they live in the locations, pure filth but hey if people wanna live like that... they can stay pigs and be treated as such

There is, it comes in a number of calibres .22 .38 .45 .50 .50 is what I HIGHLY recommend, between the eyes

Hopefully they have an annual sale like the Pro Shop does around this time of year. Last year I walked into the Pro Shop for a look when the sale was on I left with a new set of clubs, bag and a few other things

Wha da fuq??? EDUCATION... surely the **** had 13 years of that already, if you cant learn in 13 years you need to be shot on site

Looks like okes are picking on the fat kids here

Thats a couch, not a saddle

Can it fix a yacht?

The route was awesome!! The commentator would have been better with a muzzle on his face. I know they got let down by vendors with food and drinks but this cannot happen again. Would be awesome if the track could wind through the campsite so guys can swop over at their tents as opposed to going and waiting at the timing area. Just my thoughts....

Will there be PROPER food and drinks at a reasonable cost this year?

I also wouldnt want another person to shoot their ink up my exhaust

He's got so many tattoos he looks like he slept on wet newspaper.