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River Rat

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  1. And all that was required to kill her was one little prick!
  2. No man, this is such a great race and it's a real pity that they have decided to change it. The 75k is about as tough as day 2 of Sani, I guess that they were struggling to get the numbers!
  3. Does anyone know whether the Induna Classic is actually going to happen this year? Their website reflects last year's race details, there is nothing on the CSA calendar and all I can find about the race is in the Ride calendar for the 7th June. I have sent the organisers a mail but usually the Hub is way quicker off the mark with info.
  4. There is no ways that I'm going to the loo in that cat's house!
  5. I'm a serial stopper, much to the chagrin of my riding partner mind you! However, I have some rules, the first one being if you are male or female and you haven't got spares you're going to get a roasting, this is unforgivable in our sport. In fact the other day when I started to give a chap the gears on Klapperkop he stopped me and said "don't worry I have already started the walk of shame". The other rule is, if it is a puncture or a basic repair I'll supply the kit and you have to fix yourself while I watch (and advise if needed) and if you are female I am happy to show you how but I expect you to be able to do it yourself at the end. Other repairs that require more than a general repair knowledge I am happy to assist if I know what to do. I think we owe it to our families and fellow MTBikers that we are relatively self sufficient in terms of effecting on the trail repairs to ensure we are capable of getting home safely.
  6. Tough as always and fun in general. But I have made the decision not to do the race again if they do not sort the river crossing. I will not pay this sort of entry fee and find myself waiting at a crossing that could be sorted out with a short little wooden bridge that won't cost more than a single entry fee. Last year they told us the bridge got washed away this year they were just lazy
  7. Guess he now knows that you cannot bunny hop with a truck!
  8. No it's my own rambling from a rather fertile imagination. But I must declare that I had a big role to play in the development of Maropeng and I have a soft spot for the place and the story of humanity.
  9. Nice first post, troll much?
  10. It wasn't in last years route map either so who knows
  11. Contact Mannie Heymans I think he still runs a cycle shop there. I spoke to him at last year's Sani and he confirms that they still run the Saturday afternoon timetrials from Windhoek Country Club Hotel. Seems the road cycling is still quite active, but it is a country with a small population so expect the depth of competition to be quite shallow.
  12. Last year my Garmin gave me 1200m of climbing and I agree the killer is the hill past Mt Grace Hotel, fantastic surprise waterpoint at the hotel.
  13. 45 000 years ago, west of modern day Tarifa, Spain. Ug, Una and their first born son Og sat under a rock overhang to shelter from the strengthening autumn winds. They were forced to flee south after Ug unsuccessfully challenged Ag for the leadership of the southron Neanderthal tribe. Although Ug was bigger and stronger than Ag with vastly superior spear skills, Ug had not expected Ahn to side with Ag, he was lucky to get away with only a gash to his forearm. He fled into the darkness with Una following him carrying Og as they were chased by their blood thirsty pursuers up until the river. Here Ug guided them on a secret trail to a river crossing formed by a fallen moss covered pine tree, a trail their pursuers did not know. Ug remembered the shelter from last winter’s mammoth hunt, but Ug was worried, winter was coming and the mammoths were not migrating south and although bitterly cold, there was no snow. Ug wanted to tell Una that the world they knew was changing he knew this by instinct not by reason. He wanted to tell her but his species had not yet learnt to speak he could only communicate by a series of grunts and crude gestures, he took out his frustrations on Una by hitting her on her sloping forehead. Una was used to his outbursts knowing that he was the kindest of all the Neanderthal males in their tribe, she knew it would end soon and it did and Ug stormed away from the shelter with his loping gait disappearing into the darkness of the night. Ug climbed up the cliff face his thoughts were preoccupied with their future, they needed to join another tribe, and their survival depended on it. They could not hunt a mammoth on their own, this was a task that needed at least 10 adult males and no mammoth kill meant a very bleak winter, no meat for food and no furs to shield them from the cold. At the top of the cliff Ug stared out across the ocean contemplating his own, his mates and sons future when he spotted a glow on the opposite African shores some 15 km away. Ug wondered what this glow was, what he didn’t know was that he was looking upon the fires of a new species, Homo Sapiens, a superior species that knew how to control and use fire. A species that could communicate, that could coordinate their actions and plan their future, a species that in the next 5000 years would occupy and dominate the entirety of Europe and the planet. They would not only dominate their Neanderthal cousins but replace them. Ug was right to be concerned, in 20 000 years his species would be extinct and these smaller but more intelligent Homo Sapiens from Africa would be the most resourceful and resilient species that ever lived on planet Earth So when you ride your bike through the Cradle of Humankind look at the landscape through your modern eyes and imagine what it was like some 3,5 million years ago when three different hominid species roamed the plains between the Witwatersberg and Magiliesberg mountains. Think upon the fact that it was only 10 km south of the start that we have found evidence of the earliest controlled use of fire at Swartkrans. A technology discovered and mastered first by Homo Hablis some 1,3 million years ago, a technology that helped us to explore the mysterious moon that was Ug’s only source of light in the dark nights of Europe. But even closer, in fact 200m from the start line is evidence of an ancient hunting ground of Homo Hablis, the toolmaker, a veritable gathering place for the annual hunt dating back some 500 000 years ago. Better still why don’t you take some time out after your race to visit and view the displays in the underground attraction and see where we come from, discover your origins after all Maropeng means the place where I come from, a place of origin. See you at the start!
  14. The address says 58 Milton Avenue, Orkney. The map however shows the shop is in San Francisco! Edit: Sorry Hennie beat me to it
  15. that has problems with wind!
  16. I think you are reading this incorrectly it says that SA legislation is inconsistent with the laws in other countries which does allow riders to ride two abreast i.e. Riding two abreast is not allowed in SA.
  17. Am I the only one that sees the irony in the PPA - APP?
  18. I believe that the isue is not about professionals and amateurs rather between different levels of amateurs some believing that they are more equal than others. I get it that TDF being a professional race does not allow anyone to enter, the Olympics has a qualifying criteria. But when a rider that by all appearances will not make either of the above race decides that riders chasing cut offs should not be allowed in the Epic it becomes elitist to the detriment of the sport.
  19. I think Stringbean's post and Jaxtun's reply highlights what a serious disparity exists in MTBiking. There are many wannabe Platts like Stringbean who simply cannot identify with the back marker for whom the idea of completing the Epic is a challenge that would be equivalent to Stringbean trying to win the race. If this sport is allowed to become so elitist that there is no place for the rider who knows that he/she does not have the talent but believes that through courage and perseverance that they could complete the race, if these riders are devalued we have less of a sport. Let me add that I have the greatest admiration for the riders at the sharp end of the race. Not only do they have the talent but they put themselves up to fail every time they compete knowing fully that second place is the first loser slot. I saw their faces at the end of each day and I could see the suffering both mental and physical etched between the dust and mud. These people are great examples of what a human being is capable of when talent and preparation come together, I know that I can only admire them and revel in their achievements but I could never emulate them. Now Jaxtun (and a whole lot of other back markers) earns a different type of admiration from me, knowing full well that each day is going to be a mental and physical test equal if not more intense than for those at the front of the field. But they start knowing that they do not have the talent nor could they match the preparation of the front of the field yet they line up at the start, with the fear of not finishing gnawing away at their confidence, everyday. They do this with their mental and physical reserves declining each day, yet they start and set about the days stage with a determination that personifies what is great about the human spirit. It is this spirit that has made our species the most dominant and successful of all species on this planet, we are not the fastest species nor do we possess the greatest endurance of all the species that have ever lived but we do have the human spirit. So having watched this event over the last week and a bit I know that I can never hope to be a Karl Platt and neither do I want to be a Stringbean where I cannot recognize greatness in the soaring human spirit. What I do know is that I want to be like Jaxtun, I want to be able to say that I tested myself against all odds and I prevailed. I want to say that I have my finishers medal and I deserve very gram of it, Stringbeans of the world be damned! Will I do it? The truth is I don't know, I do not yet possess the courage or the determination, I am not yet worthy of trying, I am not yet worthy of a finishers medal. In the meantime I revel in the achievements of others who prevailed on Sunday, heroes each and everyone of you!
  20. This is not good news because I understand that 50,1% of each team has to be affirmative.
  21. Being a professional means that you do everything to eliminate mistakes so I guess it's back to the drawing board for you my boy!
  22. You might be right I think we have a case!
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