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Spud

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  1. Yeah' date=' what with the smell and all the neighbourhood dogs chasing you, you forget all about the cramps. [/quote'] Cool... I'm gonna try it on tonight's ride... So the cramps go when the dogs hump your legs?
  2. Bwahahaha!!!! ok... that's an improvement on "do you come here often?" I fake it most of the time Nancy!
  3. Whaaaaaaaat *pssssst, it's a pick-up strategy. chicks aren't threatened by gay dudes. once they get close they fall for you and try "turn" you?* Hey Nancy did I mention I am gay? thanks for that tip HR.........lets hope this works.....running out of ideas! HR gaan jou blixem ND is sy meisie. just one in my haremwe can do a deal Sounds good.......have a few that have reached the age of 25 and need to be replaced! Need one that knows how to make good roast spuds potatoes............
  4. Whaaaaaaaat *pssssst, it's a pick-up strategy. chicks aren't threatened by gay dudes. once they get close they fall for you and try "turn" you?* Hey Nancy did I mention I am gay? thanks for that tip HR.........lets hope this works.....running out of ideas!
  5. Soooo many more to go..... hehehe Nancy..........
  6. Damn!
  7. Spud

    What to do....

    We arent violent here in PE Yes we are! Ask the taxi driver who was covered in half a bottle of Energade on Saturday morning outside the Sherwood Spar.............
  8. Spud

    What to do....

    Unless you name and shame Free...........we could end up blaming you when we of good cheerful nature try and sell something and don't get paid because it was the naughty hubber!
  9. WTF? Either I'm in the wrong part of JHB, or not stoned enough... When did this happen? I feel like an absolute noonoo...............I'm still using the redundant give way to your right concept.
  10. Unless I am your partner in which case you moan because I keep on dropping back!
  11. Spud

    Yes we can

    Amen. The only good (w)rapper is the one I rip off a chocolate!
  12. You're just saying that to fool us are'nt?
  13. The B@stards........think I am going to move my bond from FNB to ABSA........let them try and get me to pay, going to drive them nuts with my excuses.
  14. I see no mention of world peace!
  15. Does this mean we won't get lost anymore? Wasnt my Beta 2 more fun on Saturday?
  16. Spud

    Stolen Bikes

  17. My heart bleeds for the family.
  18. Spud

    LBS Tantrum

    The problem is that if some little assistant had to say to me "Here old man let me show you how to use the pomp"! I would say "Here let me give you a snotty across the back of your head"! the onus is with the rider............I think.
  19. Spud

    LBS Tantrum

    You lying little toad................I recall riding behind you on Elandsrivier just before the Trans and being covered in PINK SNOT from your rear wheel...............did you tell everyone that neither of us had a tube or a pump and still got home because you tubeless though.....
  20. Spud

    LBS Tantrum

    My best mate did and they're still married.
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