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100th post (What took u so long ) come Dolores!

Need to get the average speed up to about 40 before I venture there.

As long as the view is good, can only manage 5 hours a week.

A cyclist was hit by a car and killed on the R623 outside Pietermaritzburg on Saturday morning, paramedics said. The man, a "well-known individual within the medical fraternity" in Pietermaritzburg, was riding his bicycle when he was hit by a Mazda Drifter bakkie, said ER24 spokesperson Andre Visser said. "The force of impact saw the rider thrown from his bicycle," Netcare911 spokesperson Jeff Wicks said. Visser said the accident was witnessed by a group of cyclists, who initiated resuscitation efforts. He was declared dead on the scene. The occupants of the bakkie were "visibly shaken" but uninjured, Wicks said. The man's identity could not be confirmed until his next of kin had been informed. News24

Savings of R 33 000.00 ona 2000cc vechile using AA Rates

I can also like to run wiff my dogs, but it is too hot to run wiff my jean pant and frokkie.

One Word "BONES"

'Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days. A customer asked: "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?" The clerk asks; "Are you Irish?" The guy, clearly offended says: "Yes I am, but let me ask you something. “If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?" The clerk says..."No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says: "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?" The clerk replied... "Because you're in Builders Warehouse".

200 looks like will have to wait until 09/09/11

More photos at work!

Another slow day at work

Shame

I am not getting in that!

Wet one 3!

Wet one 2!

Wet one 1!

I'll go through my e-mail and post the non porn. Pics from the Agriforum and ANCYL meeting?

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them, was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, 'This is a tree.' The chief looks at the tree and grunts, 'Tree.' The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, 'This is a rock.' Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, 'Rock.' The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of Natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, 'Man riding a bike.' The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them. The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way? The chief replied, 'My bike.' Enjoy your day and remember to keep off the roads when riding someone elses bicycle!

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly. Probably wasn't the same f*cking elephant..

My seun vra my nou, "Pappa, wat beteken 'gay'?" "Wel in engels is dit n ander woord vir gelukkig," antwoord ek."Is jy gay, pappa?" "Nee, seun. Ek is getroud met jou ma!"