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Me behave?? Seriously... As a child i saw Tarzan strolling naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief, Batman drove over 200 miles an hour, Snow White lived with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had many tattoos, and in later years Pac Man ran with digital music eating pills that enhanced his performance. THE FAULT IS NOT MINE!

My vrou kyk mos nou ook rugby...” As ek saans vir haar sê, "Crouch ! Touch ! Pause! Engage !"Dan sê sy net, "Advantage over, roll away, stay on your feet, hands off!”

seems fitting

Julius Malema walks into a post office & asks the teller 4 an envelope, the teller gives him an envelope, Julius starts shouting into the envelope, the Teller asks:"Why are you shouting into the envelope"?,Julius responds angrily, Hey wena!, shut up!I am sending a voice mail!!!

Hush my laaitie don't you cry Daddy's gonna steal you a GTi, And if that GTi don't Torque Another GTi, I will stalk. And if the stalking don't go to well Daddy's gonna steal you a Caravelle And if that Caravelle makes some tricks Daddy's gonna jack you a VR6. And if that VR6 won't fly Daddy's gonna knock a BM from a Sandton guy. And if that BM's sound is kwaai Da Cape Flats cherries will go with you to elke braai! And if the cops ask why ? Daddy will buy the docket from a Police spy! And if all these things still make you cry Then you're not my laaitie ..... Your mom told me a lie !!

How would you know they have an expensive bike? They tell you!

Built my bike on the HUB plus extras: Frame Front fork Disk Brakes Shifters Pedals Merida MTB for the wife but my son grabbed it. Couriered all big parts through a hubber as well. Polar Watch IDT Giant Bike Carrier Bones MTB Shoes All at +/- 50% of buying the new parts. Had a different user name then and for the life of me cannot remeber it. Most of the hubbers I bought from then I have not seen around again.

Spill your Johny Walker on JUJU and you will sit with a prison term, very just, NOT A Gauteng betting agent expressed shock on Wednesday after being found guilty of assault for spilling his drink on President Jacob Zuma at the Vodacom Durban July last year.

Sense of Freshness.... A while ago a new supermarket opened in Topeka, KS. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies. Don't buy toilet paper there

A little Tuesday afternoon Laughter........................ The Greek Priest is Leaving At the regular Sunday morning service, father George announced that he was planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave , because he is so popular. Costa, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims "If father George stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year, and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their children!" The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds. Dimitri, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, "If father George will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and establish a foundation to guarantee a free university education for his children!" More sighs and loud applause Maria, age 68, stands and announces with a smile, "If father George stays, I will give him sex!" There is total silence. Father George, blushing, asks her: "Maria, you're a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?" Maria’s 70-year old husband, Vasillis, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said: "F.... him."

5 pearls of wisdom to remember. 1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name. 3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system... You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday." This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Glasgow youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Castlemilk were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the Glasgow pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.

Only left with Bell's Cycling and Valencia to compete with them. Otherwise onto Sabie or Lydenburg.

EXTREME SPORTS (Brett Coates)

The only thing that rings a bell is "BELLS CYCLING" in Nelspruit Nico Bells family

Just heard that Cycle Lab will be opening in Nelspruit in the next couple of months, good or bad news? Extreme Sports closed in Nelspruit but Valencia Wholesalers now stock Ghost, Scott and other great brands with very knowledgeable sales and service staff.

Did both Barbeton and Sabie last year this year not, voted with my feet, missed the fun but could not afford it.

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Mine went to bed, kids as well, still working and hubbing.

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Down 500g 81.5 kg

Assumption is the mother of all F UPS -Lets look at the facts before jumping to conclusions. A tragic day none the less. R.I.P A true heorion

Barry Austin, Cycling South Africa’s team manager, who saw the accident happen said Swart turned around right in front of the oncoming truck moments after she had lost her cycling computer. “I could see how the driver pushed as hard as he could on his brakes. He even swerved to the right so as to avoid smashing into Swart, but it was to no avail. The truck hit Swart full on, flinging her into the air,” Austin said. “I immediately rushed to where Swart was lying." Swart unfortunately died before she reached the hospital. According to Austin, Swart was doing time trialing exercises when the accident happened. “I was following behind in my car. As we got to a slight incline on the road I saw Swart pressing one of the buttons on her cycling computer. I think she was trying to get an interval reading. The next moment her computer was flying through the air and landed somewhere in the veld. “I immediately stopped to retrieve it. As I got out of my car a truck passed me from behind. I did not really take notice of it.