Big H*

I see a couple of yellow helmets in the back there that money was wasted on. Maybe one can get them cheep cheep now.

(Faux) Morals like "I will not even drive past" or "feeling crap just walking in" are also theatrical bullshyte.

Afd I agree, spending your money wisely lies in your own hand, Cajees's have never done me in, research your product and they are much cheaper that the fancy hoi poloi boutique shops.

Put some feathers on his head and he looks like the Mayan priest from Cotopactequil. I wonder if he sacrifices a virgin with the full moon?

Quintana looks like Snowwhite's eight dwarf

I wonder how much Sky will be docked for feeding on the slopes of Ventoux?

My kingdom for a steak du clem!!!!!! ...... prepared by mamma!!!!!!!

Froom froom ..... What a cyclist!!!!!!!

To put up signs?

Do you use a tape measure to put your shoes, slippers, sandals under the bed? ........... und I vant to hear only one click..... ja!!!!!!!

I have long since stopped supporting the local Shimano crowd who think they have the lone mandate to arrange and organise our lives. I vote with my computer buttons and bank card and import from www.chainreactioncycles.com. In an EXTREME emergency I will use locals .....albeit grudgingly.

Yeah on a 26" fork it may hang on the floor and get covered in fork oil!!!!!!

Dit help nie om suurtiet te wees omdat julle span useless is nie.

Will look nice in my pub.....

Best twat in the world maybe?

Twat!!

Read the comments at the bottom of the article, they say the person came from Cape Town!!!!!!!

+1 ...... bad taste in your mouth if it fails

I cannot cheer for Contador because he is a doper. I will cheer for Froome because he is more South Afican than British.

Yes Bulls, even if the ref cheated and Butch James his vuilgat self

I support any team playing against WP/Stormers

....... and the Oscar for the best acting as a drama queen goes to.....BRIAN HABANA

From Google..... http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=lyn7fxHDV-M&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dlyn7fxHDV-M

Phew, that Mayan from Cotopactequil really can climb. Star of the future!!!!!!!

Give Alberto a steak and watch him ride!!!!!!!