Smolly

I'm keenish to join. Where is it?

Apparently not and silly me went a bought a bike with well engineered expensive hydraulic brakes. Ooops!

Big difference. A pull versus a push is big. Hydraulic is a gazillion time better as you can feel your brakes and adjust pressure as required opposed to pulling a cable.

Did you ask him why he is not wearing a Helmut and white stretchy pant?

Depends what tires you have. And rather do it properly with the kit

Busted

You smokin a bottleneck? Got the "laggies"?

I battle to stay upright on small wheels, imagine what will happen if I get the "circus" edition

Faaark you! I love my small wheels and I don't smoke bottle necks

The colour REALLY does make a difference. Every time I visit VG I am guaranteed to wipe out and I find that the blood really shows up on a white bike! Now you see, red is dual purpose

The legs of the hot lass riding in front of ya!

Glad to see we on the same page

The red one wiff the flaymes and fings!

Recently I have been rather slow (training and races). I am so slow that I even missed the last race. Now, here is the crucher! My bike is white with red writing, but we all know red is faster. So can you paint my bike red, make the writing white, then add big bad flames (also makes you faster)?

50 or so.

It will be hot, but that has never stopped anyone. Let me confirm with the other possible rider and I'll let you know.

Any takers for VG on sat?

More inspiration to support

Bwahahah. Maybe order some male escorts.

Rietvlei is over 200km from me and I would rather not cycle than do a road race.

Haha. I'll try. You keen on VG on Saturday?

Yip, I am. Also planning a ride at VG on saturday if anyone is keen.

I'm in. Will finalise my entry today!

Why do birds flock? Why do fish form shoals? Why do bees swarm? Why do okes from the wrong side of town gather to watch the illegal drag racing in Vonkprop Straat? So many questions...

Good luck! But if not, will be good to meet you!