No Hare

no hell bru', we've got standards to uphold. That oke on the right in the blue broek is a big no-no!

Nearly gave me a heart attack this Friday morning. In my family this will lead to immediate whipping, disinheritance or divorce. Never lend another man's tools to a other. A good thing that we all differ.

did a self censorship thingy there, thought people would be offended.

Yea, hang in there mate

First of all: Minky got the better butt I asked my mum and this is what she said regarding Sunette: Before the Gupta's left the country, Sunette was ordered to the Saxonwold compound by Atul and informed that she is to be the 5th wife of Number 1. In exchange she would become the new minister of endemic music and recreation. The new portfolio would overlap both those of Communication and Sport. Clearly things did not work out lekker.

Pick one

Someone with more knowledge of the female anatomy than me explain what the shiva that is?

There were a bit of a scuffle during the May Day parade in Seattle yesterday. And I'm looking at the bikes, cameras, racks and body armor.

What about a thread called: WTF Wednesday with Fanie as moderator? I think Admin will be game.

No

think the t-shirt is blerry cool

Hey, I don't want to make waves!

So this Redhead runs around in the snow, climb mountains like Everest in a day and walks everywhere. Then I see her nekkid and I look at is her legs and my first thought is: were is the muscle definition? (damn my thoughts!)

Tour de France general classification winners Year Country Cyclist Sponsor/Team Distance Time/Points Margin Stage wins Yellow jerseys 1903 France Maurice Garin La Française 2,428 km (1,509 mi) 94h 33' 14" + 2h 59' 21" 3 6 1904 France Henri Cornet Conte 2,428 km (1,509 mi) 96h 05' 55" + 2h 16' 14" 1 3 1905 France Louis Trousselier Peugeot–Wolber 2,994 km (1,860 mi) 35 26 5 10 1906 France René Pottier Peugeot 4,637 km (2,881 mi) 31 8 5 12 1907 France Lucien Petit-Breton Peugeot 4,488 km (2,789 mi) 47 19 2 5 1908 France Lucien Petit-Breton Peugeot 4,497 km (2,794 mi) 36 32 5 13 1909 Luxembourg François Faber Alcyon 4,498 km (2,795 mi) 37 20 6 13 1910 France Octave Lapize Alcyon 4,734 km (2,942 mi) 63 4 4 3 1911 France Gustave Garrigou Alcyon 5,343 km (3,320 mi) 43 18 2 13 1912 Belgium Odile Defraye Alcyon 5,289 km (3,286 mi) 49 59 3 13 1913 Belgium Philippe Thys Peugeot 5,287 km (3,285 mi) 197h 54' 00" + 8' 37" 1 8 1914 Belgium Philippe Thys Peugeot 5,380 km (3,340 mi) 200h 28' 48" + 1' 50" 1 15 1915 — — — — — — — — 1916 — — — — — — — — 1917 — — — — — — — — 1918 — — — — — — — — 1919 Belgium Firmin Lambot La Sportive 5,560 km (3,450 mi) 231h 07' 15" + 1h 42' 54" 1 2 1920 Belgium Philippe Thys La Sportive 5,503 km (3,419 mi) 228h 36' 13" + 57' 21" 4 14 1921 Belgium Léon Scieur La Sportive 5,485 km (3,408 mi) 221h 50' 26" + 18' 36" 2 14 1922 Belgium Firmin Lambot Peugeot 5,375 km (3,340 mi) 222h 08' 06" + 41' 15" 0 3 1923 France Henri Pélissier Automoto 5,386 km (3,347 mi) 222h 15' 30" + 30 '41" 3 6 1924 Italy Ottavio Bottecchia Automoto 5,425 km (3,371 mi) 226h 18' 21" + 35' 36" 4 15 1925 Italy Ottavio Bottecchia Automoto 5,440 km (3,380 mi) 219h 10' 18" + 54' 20" 4 13 1926 Belgium Lucien Buysse Automoto 5,745 km (3,570 mi) 238h 44' 25" + 1h 22' 25" 2 8 1927 Luxembourg Nicolas Frantz Alcyon 5,398 km (3,354 mi) 198h 16' 42" + 1h 48' 41" 3 14 1928 Luxembourg Nicolas Frantz Alcyon 5,476 km (3,403 mi) 192h 48' 58" + 50' 07" 5 22 1929 Belgium Maurice De Waele Alcyon 5,286 km (3,285 mi) 186h 39' 15" +44' 23" 1 16 1930 France André Leducq Alcyon 4,822 km (2,996 mi) 172h 12' 16" + 14' 13" 2 13 1931 France Antonin Magne France 5,091 km (3,163 mi) 177h 10' 03" + 12' 56" 1 16 1932 France André Leducq France 4,479 km (2,783 mi) 154h 11' 49" + 24' 03" 6 19 1933 France Georges Speicher France 4,395 km (2,731 mi) 147h 51' 37" + 4' 01" 3 12 1934 France Antonin Magne France 4,470 km (2,780 mi) 147h 13' 58" + 27' 31" 3 22 1935 Belgium Romain Maes Belgium 4,338 km (2,696 mi) 141h 23' 00" + 17' 52" 3 21 1936 Belgium Sylvère Maes Belgium 4,442 km (2,760 mi) 142h 47' 32" + 26' 55" 4 14 1937 France Roger Lapébie France 4,415 km (2,743 mi) 138h 58' 31" + 7' 17" 3 4 1938 Italy Gino Bartali* Italy 4,694 km (2,917 mi) 148h 29' 12" + 18' 27" 2 8 1939 Belgium Sylvère Maes* Belgium 4,224 km (2,625 mi) 132h 03' 17" + 30' 38" 2 4 1940 — — — — — — — — 1941 — — — — — — — — 1942 — — — — — — — — 1943 — — — — — — — — 1944 — — — — — — — — 1945 — — — — — — — — 1946 — — — — — — — — 1947 France Jean Robic France 4,642 km (2,884 mi) 148h 11' 25" + 3' 58" 3 1 1948 Italy Gino Bartali* Italy 4,922 km (3,058 mi) 147h 10' 36" + 26' 16" 7 9 1949 Italy Fausto Coppi* Italy 4,808 km (2,988 mi) 149h 40' 49" + 10' 55" 3 5 1950 Switzerland Ferdinand Kübler Switzerland 4,773 km (2,966 mi) 145h 36' 56" + 9' 30" 3 11 1951 Switzerland Hugo Koblet Switzerland 4,690 km (2,910 mi) 142h 20' 14" + 22' 00" 5 11 1952 Italy Fausto Coppi* Italy 4,898 km (3,043 mi) 151h 57' 20" + 28' 17" 5 14 1953 France Louison Bobet France 4,476 km (2,781 mi) 129h 23' 25" + 14' 18" 2 5 1954 France Louison Bobet France 4,656 km (2,893 mi) 140h 06' 05" + 15' 49" 3 14 1955 France Louison Bobet France 4,495 km (2,793 mi) 130h 29' 26" + 4' 53" 2 6 1956 France Roger Walkowiak France 4,498 km (2,795 mi) 124h 01' 16" + 1' 25" 0 8 1957 France Jacques Anquetil France 4,669 km (2,901 mi) 135h 44' 42" + 14' 56" 4 15 1958 Luxembourg Charly Gaul Luxembourg 4,319 km (2,684 mi) 116h 59' 05" + 3' 10" 4 2 1959 Spain Federico Bahamontes* Spain 4,358 km (2,708 mi) 123h 46' 45" + 4' 01" 1 6 1960 Italy Gastone Nencini Italy 4,173 km (2,593 mi) 112h 08' 42" + 5' 02" 0 14 1961 France Jacques Anquetil France 4,397 km (2,732 mi) 122h 01' 33" + 12' 14" 2 21 1962 France Jacques Anquetil Saint–Raphaël 4,274 km (2,656 mi) 114h 31' 54" + 4' 59" 2 3 1963 France Jacques Anquetil Saint–Raphaël 4,138 km (2,571 mi) 113h 30' 05" + 3' 35" 4 5 1964 France Jacques Anquetil Saint–Raphaël 4,504 km (2,799 mi) 127h 09' 44" + 55" 4 6 1965 Italy Felice Gimondi Salvarani 4,188 km (2,602 mi) 116h 42' 06" + 2' 40" 3 18 1966 France Lucien Aimar Ford–Gitane 4,329 km (2,690 mi) 117h 34' 21" + 1' 07" 0 6 1967 France Roger Pingeon Peugeot–BP–Michelin 4,779 km (2,970 mi) 136h 53' 50" + 3' 40" 1 17 1968 Netherlands Jan Janssen Pelforth-Sauvage–Lejeune 4,492 km (2,791 mi) 133h 49' 42" + 38" 2 1 1969 Belgium Eddy Merckxdouble-dagger Faema 4,117 km (2,558 mi) 116h 16' 02" + 17' 54" 6 18 1970 Belgium Eddy Merckx* Faemino 4,254 km (2,643 mi) 119h 31' 49" + 12' 41" 8 20 1971 Belgium Eddy Merckxdagger Molteni 3,608 km (2,242 mi) 96h 45' 14" + 9' 51" 4 17 1972 Belgium Eddy Merckxdagger Molteni 3,846 km (2,390 mi) 108h 17' 18" + 10' 41" 6 15 1973 Spain Luis Ocaña Bic 4,090 km (2,540 mi) 122h 25' 34" + 15' 51" 6 14 1974 Belgium Eddy Merckx Molteni 4,098 km (2,546 mi) 116h 16' 58" + 8' 04" 8 18 1975 France Bernard Thévenet Peugeot 4,000 km (2,500 mi) 114h 35' 31" + 2' 47" 2 8 1976 Belgium Lucien Van Impe Gitane–Campagnolo 4,017 km (2,496 mi) 116h 22' 23" + 4' 14" 1 12 1977 France Bernard Thévenet Peugeot 4,096 km (2,545 mi) 115h 38' 30" + 48" 1 8 1978 France Bernard Hinault Renault–Elf–Gitane 3,908 km (2,428 mi) 108h 18' 00" + 3' 56" 3 3 1979 France Bernard Hinaultdagger Renault–Elf–Gitane 3,765 km (2,339 mi) 103h 06' 50" + 13' 07" 7 17 1980 Netherlands Joop Zoetemelk TI–Raleigh 3,842 km (2,387 mi) 109h 19' 14" + 6' 55" 2 10 1981 France Bernard Hinault Renault–Elf–Gitane 3,753 km (2,332 mi) 96h 19' 38" + 14' 34" 5 18 1982 France Bernard Hinault Renault–Elf–Gitane 3,507 km (2,179 mi) 92h 08' 46" + 6' 21" 4 12 1983 France Laurent Fignon# Renault–Elf–Gitane 3,809 km (2,367 mi) 105h 07' 52" + 4' 04" 1 6 1984 France Laurent Fignon Renault–Elf–Gitane 4,021 km (2,499 mi) 112h 03' 40" + 10' 32" 5 7 1985 France Bernard Hinault La Vie Claire 4,109 km (2,553 mi) 113h 24' 23" + 1' 42" 2 16 1986 United States Greg LeMond La Vie Claire 4,094 km (2,544 mi) 110h 35' 19" + 3' 10" 1 7 1987 Ireland Stephen Roche Carrera Jeans–Vagabond 4,231 km (2,629 mi) 115h 27' 42" + 40" 1 3 1988 Spain Pedro Delgado Reynolds 3,286 km (2,042 mi) 84h 27' 53" + 7' 13" 1 11 1989 United States Greg LeMond ADR Agrigel 3,285 km (2,041 mi) 87h 38' 35" + 8" 3 8 1990 United States Greg LeMond Z Vêtements 3,504 km (2,177 mi) 90h 43' 20" + 2' 16" 0 2 1991 Spain Miguel Indurain Banesto 3,914 km (2,432 mi) 101h 01' 20" + 3' 36" 2 10 1992 Spain Miguel Indurain Banesto 3,983 km (2,475 mi) 100h 49' 30" + 4' 35" 3 10 1993 Spain Miguel Indurain Banesto 3,714 km (2,308 mi) 95h 57' 09" + 4' 59" 2 14 1994 Spain Miguel Indurain Banesto 3,978 km (2,472 mi) 103h 38' 38" + 5' 39" 1 13 1995 Spain Miguel Indurain Banesto 3,635 km (2,259 mi) 92h 44' 59" + 4' 35" 2 13 1996 Denmark Bjarne Riis[A] Team Telekom 3,765 km (2,339 mi) 95h 57' 16" + 1' 41" 2 13 1997 Germany Jan Ullrich# Team Telekom 3,950 km (2,450 mi) 100h 30' 35" + 9' 09" 2 12 1998 Italy Marco Pantani Mercatone Uno–Bianchi 3,875 km (2,408 mi) 92h 49' 46" + 3' 21" 2 7 1999 United States Lance Armstrong U.S. Postal Service 3,687 km (2,291 mi) 91h 32' 16" + 7' 37" 4 15 2000 United States Lance Armstrong U.S. Postal Service 3,662 km (2,275 mi) 92h 33' 08" + 6' 02" 1 12 2001 United States Lance Armstrong U.S. Postal Service 3,458 km (2,149 mi) 86h 17' 28" + 6' 44" 4 8 2002 United States Lance Armstrong U.S. Postal Service 3,272 km (2,033 mi) 82h 05' 12" + 7' 17" 4 11 2003 United States Lance Armstrong U.S. Postal Service 3,427 km (2,129 mi) 83h 41' 12" + 1' 01" 1 13 2004 United States Lance Armstrong U.S. Postal Service 3,391 km (2,107 mi) 83h 36' 02" + 6' 19" 5 7 2005 United States Lance Armstrong Discovery Channel 3,593 km (2,233 mi) 86h 15' 02" + 4' 40" 1 17 Must be one of these okes

saw it in the local thrift shop this morning for R30-00. foreword by Lance etc. is this a buy that one (still) can consider since it contains a lot of fiction?

#evanoilpainting?

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