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Watching the Eurosport feed and MTN dont have a camera following them. Sucks man

Move to CPT. Train with the locals. Race. Bump up your seeding. Aim for two years at least. And it's tough. Move to Boulder, CO. Move from Cat5 to Cat1. Aim for two years at least. And it's tough. Move to Belgium. Sleep in a tent. Race daily. Aim for two years at least. And it's tough. (Not mocking Andy - just emphasizing that bike racing is brutal)

Oh sorry. That was ambigious. At 26 I am still not capable of not enjoying the taste of my own nasal juice.

At 10 I was still trying to stop enjoying the taste of my own snot. At 26 I still cannot do anything remotely close to this.

Dale - been meaning to ask. With recent developments taken into account - can theHub assume you are no longer a Cannondale man and have seen your alignment shift fully towards Tinkoff-Saxo?

Four. Morkel also swings the willow left handed. But he couldnt read the line of an orthodox left arm slow bowler if his brother was bowling it - so there is that.

Whoops. That was suppose to read *Kant. Fat fingers and all that jazz. On a German Philosopher binge.

Is any of this real? Who can say [EDIT: Spelling]

Yahr china. Someone with a post count like yours should know better than to have teh audacity to question my questions! Come at me...(no homo)

Shot Dalebrah. Antibiotics are already doing the trick.

Oh you are one cheeky **** mate. I would rec ewe I sware on me mum.

**** dude. Sorry I'm not in your league. SORRY TO HAVE WASTED YOUR TIME.

What's up with this spelling on theHub? Am I missing some sort of inside joke. I feel like this is the only bike forum where I continuously see this spelling. Aware me please.

+1 Tonsillitis has me man down at the moment. I had the ******* removed 18 months ago. Went in to see the quack today and turns out your can still get infected tonsils after a tonsillectomy... ...go figure

It's a trap

Perhaps as close to riding on cobbles as we get in KZN?

There will be a separate tent at race registration this weekend. You can grab the chip there.

Howdy all, Hoping for some sage wisdom. LBS is all out of SwissStop Yellow's and as I would like to use the same pads for the alu as well as carbon rims I was wondering if you could provide some insight into any available alternatives. The gentleman at my LBS advocated the use of Zipp Tangente's but to my knowledge these are not ideal for dual surfacing. In fact, as I type this out, a quick check on the Zipp site reveals that the following caution "The Tangente Platinum Pro Evo Brake Pad is designed for use on carbon rims and has not been approved for use on aluminum braking surfaces". Is the LBS trying to pull the wool over my eyes or will these pads suffice and this is just to cover Zipp's arse if people destroy their rims? xoxo (no homo)

Just asked her. She said I was a moody teenager because of hormones? Is that what is getting you down? Don't worry brah, we all have those days. Maybe klap the gym this evening? Release some endorphin's?

Checked out your profile to try and understand why you're so angsty. Nothing more/Nothing less. But shot for the compliment, appreciate it.

Does sound the roads are ***, but just think of it as an adventure

It's some lighthearted banter fella. Should we all pitch in so you can afford to have your head surgically removed from your ass? Its the weekend you grumpy gus

Laurens Ten Dam is like: "WTF mate!?"

Dude im a twenty-something nobody who likes to slot precious carbon between his legs and go fast. I certainly dont look like I can afford this hobby either

Nope. But I do do squids. Yummy.