After marrying a young beautiful girl, a ninety year old man told his doctor that they were expecting a child. "Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "There was an absent minded fellow who went hunting one day, and instead of taking a gun, brought his umbrella. Before he realized his error, a bear charged him. He aimed his umbrella at the bear, shot and killed him on the spot." "That`s impossible!", the geezer exclaimed. "Somebody else must have shot that bear!" "Exactly!", replied the doctor.
