manbearpig

Scientific proof. "Wasfat" has a new girlfriend. I finished ahead of him at last weeks Voortrekker. I conclude that sex before a race is detrimental to cycling performance cos he normally kicks my ar$e.

Is that an offer?

Ja....or like this.....

Sell it now and buy a CHUMBA VF2.

That reminds of the time I wiped out a neatly stacked pile of Sunday Times newspapers. The paper seller didn't think it was as funny as the people in the cars did.

Ha ha, you're too quick..... seems my thumbs double as shifting spanners....

Turn the bike upside down. Spin the wheel and check the gap change between the disc and pads. Once you've gauged where the bend is use some lateral thumb pressure to straighten it.(grip the disc with both hands and overlap your thumbs so that you only use the surface area of one thumb to push) Start with a small amount of pressure and keep gauging it by checking it against the pads. Increase the pressure on your thumbs until you can see that it is straightening. Eventually you'll get there. This has worked for me in the past. It does take quite a bit of pressure to straighten it though. Other than that buy a new disc.

THey allocate your payment to a team that has been accepted but hasn't paid yet....like my team. THANKS NOBODY!!!

Get a dual suspension and your bottles will never rattle loose.

I got my own entry for the Sani2c race by doing the Sani Non stop 2 years ago. If the same rules still apply then you know what to do if you want an entry.

2h28 minutes later..... Woohoo, "The Peasant and the Pig" have registered for the race.....

Me too....

As an exercise I will be riding the Magalies Adventure with "Kelstinator" He is poe$ sterk and he is riding a Santa Cruz Tallboy 29er. I am going a different route. Regarding my legs, I have been told on more than one occasion that "jussie bra! I've seen better legs hanging out of a birds nest!" I am riding a Chumba VF2 with 5 inches of travel and 26 inch wheels. A full report on who held up whom and where will follow this event. Remember Angus Young of AC/DC wears schoolboy clothes so that must mean he rides a 26er and that alone is reason enough to ride one too.....

That can't be a cyclist holding up that bike. No way a skinny arm can carry the weight of a 29er frame!

It's cos I'm never training...

Or he had blown and needed an excuse to stop....

The possibilties are endless. If you wanna be kool ek se you can get a set of riser bars with a 400mm rise. Then you will look like a tjop riding a Tjopper!

I can't imagine wanting to take a month off. I'm guessing you're a roadie? Get a mtb and you won't need any other motivation.

Who's fighting? I'm just trying to help...

So you bought a 29er and you're still not sure if all the hype is true. You're beginning to think that it is actually what you put into the pedal that determines how fast you go. Here's what you do to make yourself feel better about it. Take a 26 inch wheel and put it onto the front of your 29er. That way every climb will feel like a flat, every flat will feel like a descent, and the weightloss resulting from you k@kking your shammy pant every time you DO hit a downhill will negate the extra weight of your frame.

Dangle you're a good guy. I hereby apologise to all the fans that I may also have offended by agreeing that the crotch grabbing, kiddy fiddling singer made the worst comeback of all time. I have changed my mind. It must be Michael Schumacher. Here's a hint, if your first name is Michael, DON'T COME BACK !

While I'd agree that Buffalo's post may be highly offensive to some, who are we to judge him? Who knows if Jesus himself would not have a chuckle at the irony seeing as He has not made His long awaited comeback yet? Surely a lack of tolerance and forgiveness towards Buffalo is as wrong as blasphemy? Personally I think we had a winner of this debate long ago with the Michael Jackson comment. Peace.

Yes I fell too.

Keep your brakes and chain a kettle ball to your vrou's bike.

I use infrared goggles