Jump to content

I have an idea for a new thread...


TNT1

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 78.7k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • 'Dale

    4540

  • Hairy

    4308

  • gummibear

    3909

  • Eddy Gordo

    3867

Top Posters In This Topic

Little Red Cap

 

Grandma was never that polite.

 

 

 

Rapunzel

 

Stick to your roots.

 

 

 

The Frog Prince

 

Never make promises your father can make you keep.

 

 

 

Rumpelstiltskin

 

Read the fine print.

 

 

 

Hansel and Grethel

 

Mmm...bread house.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Little Red Cap

 

Grandma was never that polite.

 

 

 

Rapunzel

 

Stick to your roots.

 

 

 

The Frog Prince

 

Never make promises your father can make you keep.

 

 

 

Rumpelstiltskin

 

Read the fine print.

 

 

 

Hansel and Grethel

 

Mmm...bread house.

 

Shoulndnt this be posted under FUNNIES and not under "I have an idea for a new threat"?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Members of the earth's earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.

 

According to recently excavated clay tablets inscribed with cuneiform script, thousands of Sumerians—the first humans to establish systems of writing, agriculture, and government—were working on their sophisticated irrigation systems when the Father of All Creation reached down from the ether and blew the divine spirit of life into their thriving civilization.

 

"I do not understand," reads an ancient line of pictographs depicting the sun, the moon, water, and a Sumerian who appears to be scratching his head. "A booming voice is saying, 'Let there be light,' but there is already light. It is saying, 'Let the earth bring forth grass,' but I am already standing on grass."

 

"Everything is here already," the pictograph continues. "We do not need more stars."

 

Historians believe that, immediately following the biblical event, Sumerian witnesses returned to the city of Eridu, a bustling metropolis built 1,500 years before God called for the appearance of dry land, to discuss the new development. According to records, Sumerian farmers, priests, and civic administrators were not only befuddled, but also took issue with the face of God moving across the water, saying that He scared away those who were traveling to Mesopotamia to participate in their vast and intricate trade system.

 

Moreover, the Sumerians were taken aback by the creation of the same animals and herb-yielding seeds that they had been domesticating and cultivating for hundreds of generations.

 

"The Sumerian people must have found God's making of heaven and earth in the middle of their well-established society to be more of an annoyance than anything else," said Paul Helund, ancient history professor at Cornell University. "If what the pictographs indicate are true, His loud voice interrupted their ancient prayer rituals for an entire week."

 

According to the cuneiform tablets, Sumerians found God's most puzzling act to be the creation from dust of the first two human beings.

 

"These two people made in his image do not know how to communicate, lack skills in both mathematics and farming, and have the intellectual capacity of an infant," one Sumerian philosopher wrote. "They must be the creation of a complete idiot."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

http://www.freesoftwaremagazine.com/files/www.freesoftwaremagazine.com/nodes/3560/strip.jpg
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Did ya'll hear about carmageddon coming to LA this weekend?

 

http://www.subtire.com/images/trafic.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Did ya'll hear about carmageddon coming to LA this weekend?

 

http://www.subtire.com/images/trafic.jpg

 

 

So many people driving the same car :o

Link to comment
Share on other sites

As oil reaches recording break highs, more and more people are turning to bikes to get them around and of course nobody wants to leave behind creature comforts like music while driving. Problem is most of today’s headphones are designed to filter out background noise. That’s not very safe for a bicyclists since hearing what’s coming is important. The Semicircle headphones are designed to fit in your ear without blocking background noise.

 

The unit is wireless with a bluetooth module that connects to a standard headphone jack. Riding your bike, saving the Earth, saving money, and enjoying music while doing it shouldn’t be a hazard. Nice concept.

 

http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2008/09/23/isound.jpg

http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2008/09/23/isound2.jpg

http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2008/09/23/isound3.jpg

http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2008/09/23/isound6.jpg

 

Headphones Meant Not to Filter out Background Noise

Link to comment
Share on other sites

that pic is as real as rocking horse ****

 

scissors and pritt.

 

(that's east rand for cut 'n paste)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Settings My Forum Content My Followed Content Forum Settings Ad Messages My Ads My Favourites My Saved Alerts My Pay Deals Help Logout