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Posted (edited)

Hey boys. Been busy. How's it hanging? Short shrivelled and slightly to the left like always?

 

Square.

 

Someone selling dodgy second hand bikeBIKES could be lynched soon, folks still (eish sp.) deceiding AGAIN which way is up and down on Downhill route, the ship is still there. Otherwise not much happening :unsure:

 

Someone "allegedly" dodgy riding a bike he shouldn't be, "in someones mind". I am now apparently contentious, and The Bloody Agent won't speak to me.

 

Otherwise everyone's cool. Sorry to hear you were poorly, but keep any viruses to yourself. Shot. :thumbup:

 

THEM DOGS CRACK ME UP... :lol: too smooth!

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Posted

Who is Billy Joel? :unsure:

 

Dude, next time I'm in Durban, I'm stealing all your heaters, and all your winter riding gear.

 

Go wash your mouth out with lava.

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Dude, next time I'm in Durban, I'm stealing all your heaters, and all your winter riding gear.

 

Go wash your mouth out with lava.

 

 

Oh, that Billy Joel :P

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