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An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep sh%t now!"

 

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly,

"Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?"

 

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!," says the panther, "That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"

 

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes. The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

 

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!"

 

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?," but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...

 

"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!"

Moral of this story...

 

Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!

Bull **** and brilliance only come with age and experience.

Posted

The President of the ANCYL, Julius Malema walks into an FNB bank and asks

to cash a cheque for R 2000.

 

Teller: "No problem Sir. Could you please show me your ID."?

 

Malema: "Well, I didn?t bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was

any need. After all, I am the President of the ANC Youth League"

 

Teller: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, I must

insist on seeing ID."

 

Malema: "Just ask anyone here who I am and they will tell you. They all

know who I am."

 

Teller: "I am sorry, but these are the bank rules and I must follow

them."

 

Malema: "Is there some other way around this?"

 

Teller: "Look, here's what we can do: a while ago now, Casta Semenia

walked into the bank without ID. To prove she was Casta she ran around the

block in under 8 seconds

 

Another time, Francois Pienaar came in without ID. He yanked out his rugby

ball and kicked it just under 300m right into Nedbank's yard. After that

spectacular kick we cashed his cheque.

 

So, what can you do to prove to me that you are really who you say you are?"

 

Malema stands, deep in thought for what seems like minutes then finally

says:

 

"My mind's a complete blank. Honestly, I can't think of a single thing"

 

Teller: "Would fifties be OK, sir?"

Posted

Not 100% sure. Well known spot though, often used... :unsure:

 

Even Better... Hout Bay local Barry Futter seen here in the Red Bull Big Wave Competition making it too the semi's a while back. Picture taken at Dungeons, Hout Bay during the event. hectic..

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Posted

:thumbup: 's long as you got a free ride mate. Good for you on the 660. Anything without that Other Badge is good.

 

Remember what Clarkson The Klaxon has to say about BMW drivers...

 

Btw - getting my 660 Tenere on Friday.... :D :D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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