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Iain Olivier Posted October 12, 2011 Posted October 12, 2011 Awesome 15th century porn is what you meant to say Indeed
RocknRolla Posted October 12, 2011 Posted October 12, 2011 Indeed   i'm thinking, it's early work done my the machines to create the matrix.
scotty Posted October 12, 2011 Posted October 12, 2011 SARS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the SARS office. The SARS auditor is not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor says, "Well sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and nofull-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the SARS finds that believable." "I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Grandpa. "How about ademonstration?" The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead." Grandpa says, "I'll bet you a R1,000 that I can bite my own eye." The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It's a bet." Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, "Now, I'll bet you R2,000 that I can bite my other eye." Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost R3,000 withGrandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous. "Want to go double or nothing?" Grandpa asks. "I'll bet you R6,000 that Ican stand on one side of your desk and pee into that waste basket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere inbetween." The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now but he looks carefully anddecides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although hestrains mightily, he can't make the stream reach the waste basket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over theauditor's desk. The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major lossinto a huge win. But Grandpa's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. "Are you okay?" the auditor asks. "Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Grandpa told me he'dbeen summoned for an audit, he bet me R25,000 that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and thatyou'd be happy about it. :
Iain Olivier Posted October 12, 2011 Posted October 12, 2011 SARS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the SARS office. I love that!
RocknRolla Posted October 12, 2011 Posted October 12, 2011 I-ronald i see even mac-D's is jumping on the apple bandwagonÂ
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