Tankman Posted June 9, 2011 Share A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a moustache" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankman Posted June 9, 2011 Share The Red Cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankman Posted June 9, 2011 Share At a Church gathering trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was, Where do women mostly have curly hair? I was told to leave. Apparently, it's Africa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankman Posted June 9, 2011 Share Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammajoor Posted June 9, 2011 Share NOW PLEASE.......... Â language ... post deleted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankman Posted June 9, 2011 Share I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankman Posted June 9, 2011 Share Sex-Insurance: Recent studies have shown increasing demand of people not only seeking life insurance, but more specifically Sex-Insurance. The insurance companies have formulated the following options: Option 1:  If you sleep with your wife  - LEGAL & GENERAL  Option 2:  If you sleep with your wife in your car  - AUTO &GENERAL Option 3:  If you sleep with someone else's wife:  - MUTUAL & FEDERAL Option 4:  Sleeping with your mother-in-law  - OLD MUTUAL Option 5:  If you sleep with a Muslim-girl  - SANLAM  Option 6:  Sleeping with more than one person at the same time  - PRESTASIE MULTIPLEX Option 7:  Taking advantage of the person you sleep with  - LIBERTY LIFE  Option 8:  Man sleeping with another man  - HOLLARD  Option 9:  Having sex on the spur of the moment  - MOMENTUM  Option 10:  Sleeping with your ex-wife  - OUTSURANCE  Option 11:  Sleeping with a prostitute  - BUDGET  Option 12:  Having sex with someone you don't even know  - DISCOVERY  Option 13:  Having sex with a virgin.  -First for women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammajoor Posted June 9, 2011 Share mmmmm............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MTBer wannabee Posted June 9, 2011 Share what do you mean its stuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTBer wannabee Posted June 9, 2011 Share remember the world cup prices!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caerus Posted June 9, 2011 Share Sorry for the Off topic How do you post a YouTube or other clip and have the actual clip appear and not just the link(shortcut) and also how do you change the name of a clip or link that you have posted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTBer wannabee Posted June 9, 2011 Share SAPS moonlighting as mini movers to make extra cash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTBer wannabee Posted June 9, 2011 Share Sorry for the Off topic How do you post a YouTube or other clip and have the actual clip appear and not just the link(shortcut) and also how do you change the name of a clip or link that you have posted? What topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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