patches Posted June 3, 2014 Author Posted June 3, 2014 Satin. You people on your jump bikes must stop having fun and learn that a 29er hardtail is the best bike for all the freeride lines on the spruit especially bundaberg. By using jump bikes you are admitting that you dont have enough skill to ride them on a xc bike. http://www.hurel.fr/wp_eng/wp-content/gallery/silk-satin/satin-back-crepe.jpg Satin? Do you like the feel of it on your skin? Is that what you're getting your matric dance dress made out of? Or you going to stick woth lycra?
Rata Del Spruit Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 You people must stop hating on us watt watcher people. Just because we focus on having the most advance training avalible to us so that we can improve our race preformances drastically is no reason to hate. Dont hate just because we will drop you for dead on a hill. One day you will learn that you are wasting your time with this jumping. Us marathon riders posses true mtb skill. Google, join us for a Watt Watchers intervention at Scout Hall. It's been too long, we're worried about you. You've started wearing black, tight clothes and you have a grimace on your face when you're riding and you're drinking way more coffee than you used to.
rouxtjie Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 Google, join us for a Watt Watchers intervention at Scout Hall. It's been too long, we're worried about you. You've started wearing black, tight clothes and you have a grimace on your face when you're riding and you're drinking way more coffee than you used to.All you had to say is he is becoming fast...we would have understood
Rata Del Spruit Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 All you had to say is he is becoming fast...we would have understood But he used to be slow and happy like me. I don't even know him anymore.
rouxtjie Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 But he used to be slow and happy like me. I don't even know him anymore.hahahaha, mark my words....shaving is imminent, a right of passage some say....that is when he will become proper fast Race for the vida-e cup.......praaaaaaap
Rata Del Spruit Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 hahahaha, mark my words....shaving is imminent, a right of passage some say....that is when he will become proper fast Race for the vida-e cup.......praaaaaaap His legs only, Google's still a good few years away from shaving his face.
rouxtjie Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 His legs only, Google's still a good few years away from shaving his face.Yea his legs only....the face will come when he joins the roadie ranks....full circle.
patches Posted June 3, 2014 Author Posted June 3, 2014 hahahaha, mark my words....shaving is imminent, a right of passage some say....that is when he will become proper fast Race for the vida-e cup.......praaaaaaapHis legs only, Google's still a good few years away from shaving his face. Google... 52nd at Sani Race with an 11:00:37 overall... you need to start shaving those been stalks if you want a sub 11! ...or... you can come have fun at the scout hall on friday! We'll even bring the bridge if you're scared!
Peach. Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 Back in the day before my implants, that line was awesome, pity the pigs and council don't care. You people must stop hating on us watt watcher people. Just because we focus on having the most advance training avalible to us so that we can improve our race preformances drastically is no reason to hate. Dont hate just because we will drop you for dead on a hill. One day you will learn that you are wasting your time with this jumping. Us marathon riders posses true mtb skill. Go study for your exams Satin. You people on your jump bikes must stop having fun and learn that a 29er hardtail is the best bike for all the freeride lines on the spruit especially bundaberg. By using jump bikes you are admitting that you dont have enough skill to ride them on a xc bike. and what about Byron line?I hit the new jump and last 2 gaps on my 26" XC bike, looked behind me to see how close you were on your 29her only to see you coming down the main path. . .
missionS Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 It is funny how something so trivial to so many could have had such a great impact on those involved and experienced the thrill of flowing the DHL line. May it RIP (hopefully not covered in spruit walkers excrement )
HaydenWilson Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 Satin. You people on your jump bikes must stop having fun and learn that a 29er hardtail is the best bike for all the freeride lines on the spruit especially bundaberg. By using jump bikes you are admitting that you dont have enough skill to ride them on a xc bike. Which line is the Bundaberg line? I ride these things but never know their names (That came out more dodgy than intended)
rouxtjie Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 Google... 52nd at Sani Race with an 11:00:37 overall... you need to start shaving those been stalks if you want a sub 11! ...or... you can come have fun at the scout hall on friday! We'll even bring the bridge if you're scared!Impressive, no doubt his snake tendencies at play. I wouldn't actually mind attending the ray's Friday ritual, I am a palooka when it comes to jumping...I tuck and roll pretty well though
Dirty Sanchez Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 Which line is the Bundaberg line? I ride these things but never know their names (That came out more dodgy than intended)Travelling north, after the bomb hole, starting after the concrete bridge...
Google Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 His legs only, Google's still a good few years away from shaving his face. Just calm down there, one day in the distant future when I hit puberty and become a big boy like you guys then maybe we can have some more tyre burping fun and you guys can show me where the razor isle is in the shops. Until then I the grimace and coffee adddidiidididiididididiction will continue. Because 20km climbs are way more fun than a Fanta Ride. See smile below. http://www.hurel.fr/wp_eng/wp-content/gallery/silk-satin/satin-back-crepe.jpg Satin? Do you like the feel of it on your skin? Is that what you're getting your matric dance dress made out of? Or you going to stick woth lycra? Don't worry I already got MY SUIT made up in full lycra in the SKY pro cycling coulours. Because it is a proven fact that a combination of lycra plus Chris Froome arms with my killer tan lines. Turns any man into a chick magnet.
Rata Del Spruit Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 Because it is a proven fact that a combination of lycra plus Chris Froome arms with my killer tan lines. Turns any man into a chick. Fixed it for you, Google.
hayleyearth Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Impressive, no doubt his snake tendencies at play. I wouldn't actually mind attending the ray's Friday ritual, I am a palooka when it comes to jumping...I tuck and roll pretty well though If you want there is a bridge (thanks to Google's old man) to organise if the gaps seems a bit daunting at 1st. (They are over 2m) This was taken in January. I think it was my 2nd time jumping there (my body positions shows I am a novice ) and since I have unfortunatly only been 2 more times. Then I thought I just needed more speed, now I have come to learn 'working the bike' give you more results with less speed needed. (Slow progression, most times frustrating but also so rewarding when one realise you are having more fun on normal trails.) I am not here the next 2 weeks and it is at my house currently, but there is a rat with keys to my place for if you guys want to go borrow it.
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