The KING of BLING!!!!

[Tumbleweed]

Pantani AKA Martin Saunders AKA Webster.

 

think it's colonel saunders that pantani's been busy with

 

[Tumbleweed]

Who is that fatty? That's not me' date=' it's an impostor!!!!!!!!!  [/quote']

 

are you starting to appreciate just how damn hard i worked to get you that style man title now?

HR, you better start easing up on the Jack Daniels! Come to the back quietly.... No no, you don't need one more for the road, you've had enough for the journey....

Dude, this is out of season! Like all they true champs I taper closer to competition...

 

don't you dude me, mister, it was your dang campaign that drove me to drink in the first place. and jd's for girls. bring me another shot of bowmore.

 

and that flare you got going is gonna need a load of tapering, my friend 

It's not flare it's padding!

 

you sure it's not bedding?

[Pantani]

 

Pantani AKA Martin Saunders AKA Webster.

 

think it's colonel saunders that pantani's been busy with

 

 

I am not shagging Steve Saunders!!!

 

Take that back!

 

[wisecrack]

lol...nice ride. Very BLING BLING!

 

Are those Eastons training wheels?

 

[Turboman]

lol...nice ride. Very BLING BLING!

Are those Eastons training wheels?

 

For them to be easton "training" wheels , one would need to training, something that he is not doing

[wisecrack]

[David #7]

I can not pass comment on that because I look like his negative, maybe we have both had to many pies.

[Pantani]

OK, I will take a pic after Christmas, let's say Jan 2nd or something, I should have lost all soft chubby bits by then! 

[Kiwi]

I think I saw Mr Pantani on Sunday sloping off for a secret training session so it could all be true!

 

I was going to say Hi but I was on a Raleigh RC1000 and I though "Security" might have politley shown me the door if I got to close...

 

Pantani, that bike of your is very nice 'n all but your glasses no longer make the grade.

 

I suggest David Millar limited edition Oakley Retina Burn Radar glasses to balance out the bling shoes etc.

 

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2007/tech/shows/interbike07/index.php?id=/photos/2007/tech/shows/interbike07/interbike0713/MZ-IB07_oakley

 

I could lend you my Rudy Projects - the Super Glue is holding up real well. No? OK I'll get my coat...

Kiwi2007-12-18 06:03:01

[GutterHugger]

 

Bouygues is a MAIN contractor on the Gautrain... what a sponsor!!!!

[Kiwi]

 

Bouygues is a MAIN contractor on the Gautrain... what a sponsor!!!!

 

Naaah, you are thinking of Bombardire?

[Joe Low]

I suggest David Millar limited edition Oakley Retina Burn Radar glasses

 

Why would you want burnt retinas?  Aren't shades supposed to be stopping that sort of thing?

 

Maybe that's why it's a limited edition, like glider engines.

 

 

[Pantani]

lol.... I have been sitting here trying to make sense of the unusual name... Retina Burn....

 

It can only be compared to buying a scrotal shaving cream called "Flaming Balls", said to leave the user with a slight tingling sensation, always fresh!

 

Retina Burn! Goodness me!

 

[Sammajoor]

lol.... I have been sitting here trying to make sense of the unusual name... Retina Burn....

It can only be compared to buying a scrotal shaving cream called "Flaming Balls"' date=' said to leave the user with a slight tingling sensation, always fresh!

Retina Burn! Goodness me!
[/quote']

 

No seh thats when you eat the hot curry you get the "flaming hol" feeling.

[Joe Low]

Maybe it was a typo and in line with Samma's thinking they are actually called "Oakleys Rectal Burn" on account (and this is purely speculation) of the hefty price tag?

 

 

[Pantani]

 

lol.... I have been sitting here trying to make sense of the unusual name... Retina Burn....

 

It can only be compared to buying a scrotal shaving cream called "Flaming Balls"' date=' said to leave the user with a slight tingling sensation, always fresh!

 

Retina Burn! Goodness me!

[/quote']

 

No seh thats when you eat the hot curry you get the "flaming hol" feeling.

 

yes, same principle, buying a hemorrhoid gel called "Ring Sting".... It's supposed to heal and protect, not leave you feeling like you've been in the throws of coitus with a pansy Samoan who happens to have a Pineapple for a love wand!