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Then I must be extra slow this morning, still can't make the connection how BV got to the conclusion that mingmon can't afford a 29'er and is green with envy because of it. :stupid:

 

Me neither. I read voodoo's post and the only conclusion I arrived at is that he is desperately trying to appear rich and clever, and has somehow pinned these aspirations to this thread.

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29'ers are best because only clever rich people ride them. I've also heard that there is a direct correlation between wheel circumference and the size of your c0ck. This is why you find so many monster truck drivers moonlighting as porn stars. Apparently Assos are designing a new 29'er specific bib with extra sag built into the crotch area.

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29'ers are best because only clever rich people ride them. I've also heard that there is a direct correlation between wheel circumference and the size of your c0ck. This is why you find so many monster truck drivers moonlighting as porn stars. Apparently Assos are designing a new 29'er specific bib with extra sag built into the crotch area.

 

And of course, the more rigid a porn star can get the better...

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And of course, the more rigid a porn star can get the better...

yep full suspension is a no no - too floppy

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And of course, the more rigid a porn star can get the better...

 

This just in: penis enlargement industry to provide new retail channel for mtb manufacturers in 2013. 29 inch wheels only.

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BLACKvoodoo used his common sense and noted that the way mingmong used the term 29er, that he was sick of jealousy for not being able to afford one. I am also getting a bit sick of people who has much to say about things they know little about.

 

A T,

I sent you a PM.

Please come back?

 

:blush:

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This just in: penis enlargement industry to provide new retail channel for mtb manufacturers in 2013. 29 inch wheels only.

 

With in-shop fitting? :eek:

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The old tussle in the MTB HUBSA world - 26 vs 29 vs 27.5... - continues.

Oh that world, where know-it-all's are going to dictate the future of the sport and all of us twits including myself with our monikers are going to get the bike companies to do things our way.

Kind of insignificant to MTBR.COM where people actually discuss bikes like adults.

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Oh that world, where know-it-all's are going to dictate the future of the sport and all of us twits including myself with our monikers are going to get the bike companies to do things our way.

Kind of insignificant to MTBR.COM where people actually discuss bikes like adults.

 

Sure.

 

Ride what works best for you.

What Nino did.

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Yaaaaaaaawn.

 

I just love my bike, because

 

(a)I chose it.

(b)Paid for it.

©It is a progression from the crap we rode 20 years ago.

 

All of above, I like to ride the bike I choose to ride cause its better then the bike I had 5 years ago.

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