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[Guest]

Sorry, we don't do Chinese imports. Only Swedes fortunately.

 

so russian brides are out of the question?

[RockCoach]

 

 

so russian brides are out of the question?

 

We had to pay off the Russian mafia once. Oh, sorry you said 'brides'...

[DR ◣◢]

May I forward this to my cycling club?

 

Sure. As a long as they are not racing snakes. I hate racing snakes.

[Guest]

Sure. As a long as they are not racing snakes. I hate racing snakes.

 

That's why you love me so much.

[=Bones=]

That's why you love me so much.

.... if thinking that makes you feel better.... you keep at it...

[patches]

All regular riders please send me your email addresses please.

 

I'd like to spam you with information about something special.

 

Please no new riders yet.

 

You can also subscribe via the link below.

 

http://eepurl.com/n7osX

 

no thanks. I'm happy with my current cellphone contract

[Guest]

no thanks. I'm happy with my current cellphone contract

 

But you were pre-selected out of millions, you qualify for the new R10 airtime @ R8.99 - whatadeal.

[patches]

But you were pre-selected out of millions, you qualify for the new R10 airtime @ R8.99 - whatadeal.

 

and the latest blackberry kev with a built in camera!

 

...not to mention, polyphonic ring tones

Edited November 19, 2012 by patches

[Joe Low]

I like your location Karma - v funny.

 

 

 

 

(Maybe I'm slow onto it, but anyway)

[Guest]

and the latest blackberry kev with a built in camera!

 

...not to mention, polyphonic ring tones

 

kalla screeeeen

[hayleyearth]

no thanks. I'm happy with my current cellphone contract

 

but the question is...are you happy with your current phone??

[Warrior Princess]

subscribed

[DR ◣◢]

Subs open to all mountain bikers in JHB and surrounding areas.

 

Racing snakes still not welcome. Especially if you are one of those douche bag snakes that sneak up on other riders and never return the "hello" we give you.

[DR ◣◢]

Bump

[_Daemon_]

Subs open to all mountain bikers in JHB and surrounding areas.

 

Racing snakes still not welcome. Especially if you are one of those douche bag snakes that sneak up on other riders and never return the "hello" we give you.

 

Maybe, just define what you view as a "racing snake" so that right people know to join or not.

[DR ◣◢]

Maybe, just define what you view as a "racing snake" so that right people know to join or not.

 

Where to begin...

• Almost always guys
  
• Come from a strong roady background
  
• Clad in lycra with the same branding as his bike
  
• White shoes
  
• Wears the latest and greatest in sports fashion eyewear that matches the lycra
  
• Legs tanned and shaved all year round. Most likely from session at a larny Sandton spa. Wont exclude BSC treatments
  
• Calls you bru and chaaaaina
  
• Rides the latest in Carbon 29er technology because it makes him faster
  
• Acknowledges the existence of others with the head nod
  
• No sense of humor
  
• Refers to Spruit as "smells funny" and "not technical"
  
• His other bike's a Pina,
  
• Chirp the okes on single speeds...
  
• ...only to be next to his own bike walking when the trail gets a little bit technical
  
• Will fly past you on a piece of trail without calling a line.
  
• Won't say thank you when you move over
  
• Won't ever greet first or return the greeting
  
• Spends hours on dirt roads and calls it mountain biking
  

 

That is where I run out...

 

Basically the "cocks" of the sport are not welcome. Remember that the term "Racing Snake" is very much a derogatory term. Same as "Dirt Roadie"

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