Why do we act like idiots??

[BarHugger]

I've been a bit tetchy and short with work colleagues today, so I think I may well be…

 

It is called "ME-NO-PORCHE" syndrome

[Blindspot]

How to get on perio ds.........

 

A floating bicycle. I want one.

[Graveldonkey]

Nope, this is not getting my wannabe Team Sky bib in a twist...if I wanted to get all emotional about a lot of "oh-that's-so-three-years-ago" generalizations I'd watch Special Assignment or 3Talk or something.

 

I do however, suspect that you hang out with the wrong crowds (or perhaps the wrong crowds don't want to hang with you...).

 

 

There are more than one crowd????? Seriaaas?

[Graveldonkey]

i could probably have gone one for another 5 pages of what idiots we are. but i see you guys did it for me.

 

Shot!!!

 

In other news Wikipedia has come to a halt due to overflow of hits on the subject "Period". it appears that the search origin stems from researchers in the South African region and their previous searches on Google were "Does White specialized Booties make u go faster" , "Which way does my helmet go on?" , "is it cool to blow your nose on your bike?" and last but not least "Are we special because we are cyclists?". these previous search results came back under "didint you mean:" ----- "Whoever bought white Specialized booties are @ssholes" , "You gota be kidding me" , "No snot face" and "All cyclists are idiots"

[Karooryder]

There are more than one crowd????? Seriaaas?

 

Sorry you're right. Fixed.

 

The wrong crowds don't doesn't want to hang with you...

[Witkop]

Hoe lyk it my stuk, my snor en you snor mossel, kom ons knoop haartjies

 

AG neee sies! Ek wil net kots.......

[Guest JPC]

So we have gone from using Strava and wearing lycra, to Periods.. Typical Hub Thread!

[JGR]

Always wanted to know how you get on your period and was it a man that invented this interesting terminology ??

Whenever my lady is being a b1tch she says she is on her period. I would never use incorrect terminology when referencing periods

 

that could end badly

[Mntboy]

You all just made me laugh stacks! For whatever else we cyclists may be, nobody but nobody can say that we don't a sense of humour! Shot for making my day people!

Edited November 15, 2013 by mtnboy

[Wyatt Earp]

AG neee sies! Ek wil net kots.......

 

 

Reminds me of that time in Delmas when the dominee did house calls.

So he knock on the door and the antie is parking in the bath.

Dominee knocks even louder.

 

Tannie Sannie jumps out the bath and runs to the door.

She stands right in front of the key hole which happened to be around wast high.

Dominee Wentzel looks through the keyhole and says " krul koppie, is jou ma by die huis "

[Witkop]

Reminds me of that time in Delmas when the dominee did house calls.

So he knock on the door and the antie is parking in the bath.

Dominee knocks even louder.

 

Tannie Sannie jumps out the bath and runs to the door.

She stands right in front of the key hole which happened to be around wast high.

Dominee Wentzel looks through the keyhole and says " krul koppie, is jou ma by die huis "

 

Neee, F*K, ek kannie meer nie.

[Karooryder]

Reminds me of that time in Delmas when the dominee did house calls.

So he knock on the door and the antie is parking in the bath.

Dominee knocks even louder.

 

Tannie Sannie jumps out the bath and runs to the door.

She stands right in front of the key hole which happened to be around wast high.

Dominee Wentzel looks through the keyhole and says " krul koppie, is jou ma by die huis "

 

Hahahaha...your "reminds me of" reminds me of this Afrikaans music lover tannie who was so crazy about her local tunes that she had the faces of Steve Hofmeyer and Andre Schwartz tattooed on the insides of her upper thighs. As time went on Steve cheated on his wife and Andre sought um, alternative pastures and the antie realised that the tattoos were a bit of a social embarrassment so she went in for surgery to have them removed. After the op she wakes up in excruciating pain and calls the doctor to enquire about the success of the procedure. Dr replies:

 

"Nee tannie ons kon vir Steve en Andre mooi afhaal maar magtag het ons nou gesukkel met Lucas Maree!"

[Witkop]

Evrey month my wife takes out her menstral cycle for a ride, as she still has not got the me no porsche problem yet. And there I thought a period was a small black dot denoting the end of a sentence. But some women tell me it is almost a life sentence itself.

[Greg29]

I look like a idiot at every race....no branded shirt (except maybe the Maxxed logo)' my ass is too wide and my legs to short, I were non-paired white socks, my shoes are polished, I have a cheapy "gel-flow" seat, My wheels have got Schrader valves and I have a back pack with so much kit that it seems I am going on a five day trek.

 

But when I stop next to a racing snake to offer help and tools.....it does not matter.

 

It's amazing how acceptable a Camelbak becomes when someone needs a tool / spare part from it!!!!!

[JGR]

Evrey month my wife takes out her menstral cycle for a ride, as she still has not got the me no porsche problem yet. And there I thought a period was a small black dot denoting the end of a sentence. But some women tell me it is almost a life sentence itself.

For who? us or them?