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Greetings Sir,

 

I am a fairly compitant baggage handler and amateur bike wash enthusiast with a soft spot for the outdoors.

 

I am fairly certain that I could compile a list of interesting conversational topics to converse with you - or if you prefer silence - I could try my hand at that.

 

Seeing as you are probably old and grumpy - as judged by your profile pic - I will stick only to your prefered topics - which I would guess would prob be bitching & moaning. I have a mother in law so Im well acquainted with said topic!

 

Please invite me along can do with a holiday - plus you will have some added backup if you get into a bar fight - which will prob happen if you have some short-man syndrome with that bitching and moaning attitude.

 

Looking forward to your invite and prob 3 days of riding as you will overestimate your ability in your old age and pull a muscle on day 1 because your ego wont let the younger athletes go.

 

Kind regards,

 

Dipshit Duvenhge!

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Dirtracker is probably packing right now. Im also in final preps - G&T out in tha bush - difficult but someone gotta support tis event.... fitness is a rumour. Can u imagine a mtb race with a big 5 safety talk. Ha ha - all ya okes behind the desk - i wont b thinking of you.

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So sad to not be doing it this year, last year was great!! You will soon add some new swear words to your vocabulary , staring with hippo track! Hope you aren't on a hard tail ????. Brother in laws doing it and some other mates, look out for Flat Doggs

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Fantastic. Thanks for the response. If you get this before you travel, look out for a bald dude in Nashua kit and riding a black and red Spez. Contrary to what Vinny the ******** says, I may be older and more mature than him and jealousy is a nasty trait

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Done and dusted. Some of the toughest riding I have ever done. This adventure truly makes the trails of Sani look like a tarred highway and how privileged we are to ride track that requires very little skill.

 

Will be back next year!!

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