The Classics

[andydude]

 

Here it is. 257 kms, 29 cobbles sectors. Gonna be fast and dusty. Live broadcast from start to finish. #ParisRoubaix https://t.co/iZE1CgXpmd

[Gen]

Oi oi people. Get over to the @cyclingtips FB page 30 mins before today's #ParisRoubaix roll out for live chit chat on the start line.

 

https://twitter.com/ShoddyCycling/status/850978995604770818

[andydude]

 

 

You guys really have your priorities mixed up[emoji6]

 

Does she like cycling.. if you don't know..then she isn't the one. Cancel and move on.. [emoji14]

 

If she is.. well then what a way to have your first date.. watching PR together..what a memory that will be.

[emoji1] point taken. Life choices!

[Patchelicious]

You guys and girls know how to build up a race! Super excited [emoji108]

 

Just one problem, I have a first date at 1 and now not too sure what to do [emoji23]

Postpone, if she understands, it might be worth a second date.

 

Think of it as a predate filter.

 

Other options are to ask her:

 

"Can you please explain how Etap shifts"

"Is the Silverback Sesta the best bike ever, elaborate on answer?"

"What is your opinion on the rolling resistance of 25c tyres over that of 23c"

 

If she doesn't break into an immediate and detailed response on those, think twice, if she says "what?", put the phone down and move on, block numbers and defriend on all social media.

['Dale]

 

[emoji1] point taken. Life choices!

Shocking planning there, andydude ????

[Gen]

Shocking planning there, andydude ????

Almost as bad as that club AGM.. they just have no excuse[emoji53]

['Dale]

Almost as bad as that club AGM.. they just have no excuse[emoji53]

Shocking ????

Do think the club AGM is worse though ????

Edited April 9, 2017 by 'Dale

[Gen]

Pre race show is live

 

https://youtu.be/Ez4IhpHEV44

[Gen]

Live FB broadcast on cycling tips

 

He is such a hoot

 

https://www.facebook.com/CyclingTips/

[carbon29er]

Fcuking DSTV are useless lying scum.

 

Whole race live is BS.

 

Broadcast starts at 11:15. Race starts at 11:10. Start delayed slightly to avoid crossing lines when TGV passing as they expect a quick one.

 

Thank goodness for streams.

['Dale]

Fcuking DSTV are useless lying scum.

 

Whole race live is BS.

 

Broadcast starts at 11:15. Race starts at 11:10. Start delayed slightly to avoid crossing lines when TGV passing as they expect a quick one.

 

Thank goodness for streams.

Uurrrgggghhhhhh ????

[carbon29er]

You guys and girls know how to build up a race! Super excited [emoji108]

 

Just one problem, I have a first date at 1 and now not too sure what to do [emoji23]

How hot is she?

 

I don't think Michelle Pfeiffer would be enough reason for me to leave home today between 11 and 5ish.

 

Then again you could have a "full service" Paris Roubaix if she really likes you.

[carbon29er]

Uurrrgggghhhhhh ????

[Thor Buttox]

Postpone, if she understands, it might be worth a second date.

Think of it as a predate filter.

Other options are to ask her:

"Can you please explain how Etap shifts"

"Is the Silverback Sesta the best bike ever, elaborate on answer?"

"What is your opinion on the rolling resistance of 25c tyres over that of 23c"

If she doesn't break into an immediate and detailed response on those, think twice, if she says "what?", put the phone down and move on, block numbers and defriend on all social media.

I have a Sesta Pro. If her answer is 'It rides as smoothly as I do, but, like me it can be fragile', ignore Roubaix. She's the one.

[Gen]

Oh FFS..we have Phil & Paul on DSTV..may as well just stream it[emoji35]

[Gen]

And we are a go go go.. km 0