Triathlon noobs the world over REJOICE!

[khalid]

I love tri's but I also don't get why you have to dress like a complete chop while participating in an event.

 

You honestly do not need compression everything for an Olympic tri... and you definitely do not need to walk around like the Ironman Merchandise store threw up all over you after the event either...

[khalid]

+1000 for the post event attire. But this is not exclusive to tri's.

[Davey_Jones]

I love tri's but I also don't get why you have to dress like a complete chop while participating in an event.

 

You honestly do not need compression everything for an Olympic tri... and you definitely do not need to walk around like the Ironman Merchandise store threw up all over you after the event either...

What?

 

Of course you do.  How else will anyone know that you just did an Ironman?  Where do you think crossfitters got the idea?

[dave303e]

If you do crossfit and have done ironman and eat a vegan banting diet, what do you talk about first?

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

What's a wattage bazooka for swimming and running?

 

Armpies BAZOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAA?????

 

Leggings BASOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAA?????

You called? I don't need a bazooka. I got guns. 

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

If you do crossfit and have done ironman and eat a vegan banting diet, what do you talk about first?

it's like a cat with a slice of peanut butter toast on its back. Instant gravitational vortex. 

[madbradd]

it's like a cat with a slice of peanut butter toast on its back. Instant gravitational vortex. 

 

There's a nice write-up on this

 

https://www.aps.org/publications/apsnews/200010/zero-gravity.cfm

[Kalahari Vegmot]

[BigMike69]

What?

 

Of course you do.  How else will anyone know that you just did an Ironman?  Where do you think crossfitters got the idea?

 

i didnt officially complete my last ironman ... no social media posts or hashtags so it didnt happen