Awkward Question

[Sidersky]

This guy took it a step further and mastered the run-poo!

 

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He finished turd hahaha

No man thats awful.

 

I have a mate with Crones. He has had to make emergency bush stops during rides. Jokes aside I really feel for the guy.

[Warthog]

Don't mean to hijack the thread but has anyone here ever had to seriously go #2 during a cycle race?

 

I can't imagine riding on the M1 with that kind of problem.

Pleeeenty of times. My stomach's antics is a source of great mirth to riding mates & friends. If I gotta go, I gotta go. Now.

 

Those rectangular packets of tissues more important in my backpockets than goo/food/whatever.

[TyronLab]

This guy took it a step further and mastered the run-poo!

 

20181121_151522.jpg

 

He finished turd hahaha

 

I've always maintained that any activity that makes you involuntarily **** yourself is something that you shouldn't be doing. 

 

Sies man!

[Shebeen]

Don't mean to hijack the thread but has anyone here ever had to seriously go #2 during a cycle race?

 

I can't imagine riding on the M1 with that kind of problem.

 

 

happens to the best of us

https://www.freewheelingfrance.com/tour-de-france/slaying-the-badger.html

[Stretch]

I've always maintained that any activity that makes you involuntarily **** yourself is something that you shouldn't be doing.

 

Sies man!

Paula Radcliffe is the world record marathon holder... But that's not what she's most well known for. ....

[catherine123]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I had an absolute ball reading these replies (and I was in a meeting, so I had to stifle a belly-laugh!)

 

Thank you everyone, that makes me feel abit more at ease now. I will definitely look into joining a club then for 2019, it is not safe riding on your own in SA  

 

But thank you again!

[catherine123]

my wife has the anatomic one. according to her, its even better than sliced bread. 

 

You can always let it go while riding.... 

Oooh just imagine if it were extremely cold country, and you 'Let it go' - that fuzzy warm feeling would not last for too long lol.

[catherine123]

Treat it like a mechanical. Everyone stops to help out; although in this case there's only the need to stop. Unless you need help to get out of your bib :|

Shooweee, really up close and personal then   What is the reason for the bibs? I have seen a pic of them and they look quite 'complex' lol

[catherine123]

 

Stand and do it like a man...

Easy for a #1 but a #2 hmmmmmm 

[catherine123]

Depends...#1 is easy, #2 on the other hand....not like a snot rocket you know

 

We all human though so ask the group to stop a few 100 meters ahead...only a d@** would make you feel awkward about it

I suppose eventually I'll find out who the d@*** are then...we are all human at the end of the day!

[Kalahari Vegmot]

Maybe one of those icing "squuze sacks"... for nr2 then?

[catherine123]

I thought this was an awkward question?

I did too? LOL

[catherine123]

Don't mean to hijack the thread but has anyone here ever had to seriously go #2 during a cycle race?

 

I can't imagine riding on the M1 with that kind of problem.

That's what I was wondering.....but I think with the variety of answers, we can make a plan lol

[catherine123]

Did he just go for a bos poofie???? I suspect his back up vehicle will do the bro thing and bring him some loo roll and not just turn their backs and make like they don't know him?

BOS POOFIE - that is epic!

[catherine123]

Odi, that’s a scary thought on your pumpkin and broccoli based diet .

Errrr yikes.... I suppose if it were a race and you were winning - then it would be justified...yikes.

[catherine123]

You should also see the thread about snot rockets  

I will wander over there now...LOL. #mentalimagescarred