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News Flash: OLN Fires Phil Liggett

Failed to Meet Contractual Obligation to Mention Lance Armstrong Three Times Per Minute, Sources Say

Paris, July 5 (Fat Cyclist News Service) - Outdoor Life Network today severed its contract with Phil Liggett, a perennial favorite cycling announcer both in England and in the United States. A spokesperson for Outdoor Life Network said, "We regret having to let Phil go, but he knew the terms of our agreement when he signed on. Namely, he is required to allude to Lance Armstrong three times per minute, with at least one of those mentions being by name. Most importantly, at no point in time shall forty seconds ever elapse without a mention of Lance Armstrong."

Wink

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Phew! You had me worried there - I thought I was going to have to
listen to that Irish guy (Sean Kelly?) for the next 3 weeks!

 

Paddy "palaton" Agnew
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They should get Murray Walker to do the commentary. Will be the bestest thing ever!


 

Or a golf commentator. Imagine how interesting that would be.

 

Imagine a horse racing commentator. He will be dead by the time they cross the finish line.

 

 
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They should get Murray Walker to do the commentary. Will be the bestest thing ever!


 

No, Murray knows more than Paddy about cycling.  That would be too interesting

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