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Hmmm....

 

Okay, so I'm registering the patent for a toilet that measures the weight of your dumps. Anybody want to buy into the company before I start advertising on the weight-weenie websites?

 

 

 

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Crazy' date=' salad dodgers out there with kgs to lose will spend thousands making their bikes lighter when all they have to do is skip that coke, packet of crisps and bar one.[/quote']

 

Can't I keep the choc pleaseEmbarrassed

 

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Amazing how far some people will go, i wouldnt mind trying that for fun though, but you wont feel 20grams lost so its a bit of a waste of time in my opinion. Rather cut bars, seatposts, run down your rings. Thats more like it. 

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Amazing how far some people will go' date=' i wouldnt mind trying that for fun though, but you wont feel 20grams lost so its a bit of a waste of time in my opinion. Rather cut bars, seatposts, run down your rings. Thats more like it.  [/quote']

 

"Run down your rings"?Confused  Sounds painful
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It might be ridiculous' date=' but at least it looks cool. I wonder how many people ask that guy what make it is, or where did he buy it....Somethings are just worth the effort and priceless

 

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Indeed:

 

 

 

Work spent drilling, filing, paining etc: three hours

 

 

 

Bolt set: R200?

 

 

 

Finishing the race in your small chainring: priceless

Posted

 

Hmmm....

 

Okay' date=' so I'm registering the patent for a toilet that measures the weight of your dumps. Anybody want to buy into the company before I start advertising on the weight-weenie websites?

 

 

 

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Hog

 

I can hear the CTM ad

 

"  Bob Bob Bob this is the new toilet I bought at CTM, BUT WAIT there's more, this actually weighs your sh*t as you take a dump"

 

And all the koeksister tannies from Klerksdorp are on the phone to the ASA because somesone said sh*t on the SABCLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

 

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