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at issue here:

 

 

Yesterday afternoon I was cycling with some friends' date=' when I spot this maniac in his old honda (probably driving mommy's old car). I was on my way on to the fountains via Christina de Wet rd.

This dude must have been clearly under the influence of something barely able to stay in his lane, clearly speeding maybe 120km/h plus in a 80 zone and nearly knocking us down in the process.  Luckily for us he stop at the red light at Fountains going to Brooklyn.

So I decided to confront this kid. I told him he was speeding. He replies he doesn't speak 'Cyclist' so he doesn't understand me and I must f-off. The cheek, he looked like and earthworm with a handbrake, must have been feeling very brave in his tin can. I politely told him to get out of his car so we can sort this out, the next moment this little boy jumps the red light.

Can you believe this.


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I was driving my Honda in Brooklyn yesterday' date=' not fast or anything, when a flippen spider the size of a dog came out from under the bonnet and onto the windscreen! I'm really scared of spiders, so I had to shake him off. I did a bit of swerving and stuff, and I managed to shake the beast off. When I stop at the next light this roadie stops next to my car and starts yelling at me. I tried to tell him about the spider, and that I'm also a cyclist but he wasn't listening and just wanted to pull me out of the car to moer me. I had to run a red light to get away from this lunatic! Angry


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IS this like a sharks - Blue bulls fight or more like a Sh*tmano - Campy fight

 

Some people are wise and some people are otherwiseWink
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Check your handbags lipstick at the door

 

the mirror's broken...

 

that happen while you were looking into it?

 

Fell off the desk when I was trying to take a pic of my naked ass at work yesterday...

 

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Check your handbags lipstick at the door


the mirror's broken...

 

that happen while you were looking into it?


Fell off the desk when I was trying to take a pic of my naked ass at work yesterday...

 

the lengths some people will go to to get their hands on donated hub kit! look, dude, don't won't to burst your bubble, but your butt has to be as sexy as mine to earn you freebies.
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Check your handbags lipstick at the door

 

the mirror's broken...

 

that happen while you were looking into it?

 

Fell off the desk when I was trying to take a pic of my naked ass at work yesterday...

 

the lengths some people will go to to get their hands on donated hub kit! look' date=' dude, don't won't to burst your bubble, but your butt has to be as sexy as mine to earn you freebies.
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So I have to photoshop your ass onto my body?

 

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Check your handbags lipstick at the door


the mirror's broken...

 

that happen while you were looking into it?


Fell off the desk when I was trying to take a pic of my naked ass at work yesterday...

 

the lengths some people will go to to get their hands on donated hub kit! look' date=' dude, don't won't to burst your bubble, but your butt has to be as sexy as mine to earn you freebies.
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So I have to photoshop your ass onto my body?

 

worth a try.
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Check your handbags lipstick at the door

 

the mirror's broken...

 

that happen while you were looking into it?

 

Fell off the desk when I was trying to take a pic of my naked ass at work yesterday...

 

the lengths some people will go to to get their hands on donated hub kit! look' date=' dude, don't won't to burst your bubble, but your butt has to be as sexy as mine to earn you freebies.
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So I have to photoshop your ass onto my body?

 

Is this then what's called having a "SPLIT PERSONALITY"

 

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