TDW -> Spider attack

[fandacious]

Faaark... i was riding along in R group on sunday and as I took my gel out of my pocket, a HUUUUGE spider was sitting on the gel. I crapped myself and threw the packet away as quickly as I could, while trying to remain on my bike. Some wisemouth decided to give me an earful. The more I tried to explain that there was a spider, the more he scolded me about littering.

I'm new to this whole cycling thing and I was REALLY scared when the spider was sitting on my gel.

 

sorry guys

 

 

 

(ps - apologies to HOG)

fandacious2008-12-08 05:14:22

[Tumbleweed]

this sounds suspiciously like hog's story about a spider on his windscreen.

[AndreZA]

Ha ha, spider = litterbug.

 

 

[TheLegend]

haha, that's something I'd expect to hear from Marius!

[willy]

You fool. The spider is there for a purpose. Once you have finished the gel, you discard the packet over your shoulder. The spider then attaches the empty packet to the frame of your bike so you can dispose of the packet later.

[Hog_]

Spiders are flippen creepy! Glad you escaped unharmed.

 

 

[Tumbleweed]

Ha ha' date=' spider = litterbug.

 

 

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no, doofus, a bug is an insect. spiders are arachnids, not insects.

[fandacious]

Spiders are flippen creepy! Glad you escaped unharmed.

 

tell me about it - i was totally freaked out. and to make matters worse this dude didnt want to hear my troubles. he was yelling at me about littering. i was so upset i nearly started crying

[Hog_]

 

Spiders are flippen creepy! Glad you escaped unharmed.

 

 

tell me about it - i was totally freaked out. and to make matters worse this dude didnt want to hear my troubles. he was yelling at me about littering. i was so upset i nearly started crying

 

You should have thrown him with the spider. Then we'd see him screaming like a little bitch girl.

 

 

 

[ShortLegs]

Glad to hear you escaped unharmed.

 

Spiders can be feaky snuckers, I've found them trying to get at my GU once or twice before.....

 

Spread the word, everyone should be warned!!!

[Tumbleweed]

Spiders are flippen creepy! Glad you escaped unharmed.

 

tell me about it - i was totally freaked out. and to make matters worse this dude didnt want to hear my troubles. he was yelling at me about littering. i was so upset i nearly started crying

You should have thrown him with the spider. Then we'd see him screaming like a little bitch girl.

 

but fangirl was too scared to handle the spider.

[Sammajoor]

 

Spiders are flippen creepy! Glad you escaped unharmed.

 

 

tell me about it - i was totally freaked out. and to make matters worse this dude didnt want to hear my troubles. he was yelling at me about littering. i was so upset i nearly started crying

 

You should have thrown him with the spider. Then we'd see him screaming like a little bitch girl.

 

 

 

but fangirl was too scared to handle the spider.

 

EXCUSE ME.............  you throw the spider AT someone, not with someone

 

i threw the spider at holy roller,

 

Not I can like to frow holy roller wif a spiders

 

[Eldron]

EXCUSE ME.............  you throw the spider AT someone' date=' not with someone

i threw the spider at holy roller,

Not I can like to frow holy roller wif a spiders
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This from someone called sammajoor? The world truly is changing

[Tumbleweed]

EXCUSE ME.............? you throw the spider AT someone' date=' not with someonei threw the spider at holy roller,Not I can like to frow holy roller wif a spiders[/quote']

 

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This from someone called sammajoor? The world truly is changing

 

 

 

 

 

hooray for speech therapy.

[Hog_]

 

EXCUSE ME.............  you throw the spider AT someone' date=' not with someone

 

i threw the spider at holy roller,

 

Not I can like to frow holy roller wif a spiders

[/quote']

 

It quite simple really, you give me a few beers. This makes me very strong. Then I'll throw Holy with the spiders.

 

I get VERY strong when I've been drinking. And also VERY clever. And smart. Sometimes I get to strong, clever and smart I even scare myself.

 

 

 

[Tumbleweed]

 

EXCUSE ME.............? you throw the spider AT someone' date=' not with someonei threw the spider at holy roller,Not I can like to frow holy roller wif a spiders[/quote']It quite simple really, you give me a few beers. This makes me very strong. Then I'll throw Holy with the spiders.I get VERY strong when I've been drinking. And also VERY clever. And smart. Sometimes I get to strong, clever and smart I even scare myself.

 

 

 

bet you can dance too holy roller2008-12-08 08:19:09